JUST FOR LAUGHS

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:33 pm

Donald Trump, You Ignorant Slut, you got caught with your hands in the Bass-O-Matic and you want to blame the press, the people, past Presidents anyone but yourself you take no responsibility for your failures, we are not your prostitutes where we have to love you no matter what.

Post by **Booty Call Dolls** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:33 pm

Back on track......

They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket.

They lied, everyone else had clothes on.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Fri May 01, 2020 3:19 am

What happens when a guy takes shots at Americans who are not Trump supporters like me takes shots back at him.-You need a scoped rifle to shoot a domestic head of cattle, if your a real doctor a fucking gun will only work on patient Tang Man, he has mad cow disease like yourself Don't Tread On Me, that is what your shit stained underwear told you last week. 2nd shot from a Phalanx Gun Make sure you pick up your Chinese made Confederate Flag too at your local Walmart & feed emporium, where the ladies get a free feed bag for every 500 lbs. of grain you purchase & on Saturdays she gets a free hoof trimming too.

Post by **Booty Call Dolls** » Sat May 02, 2020 9:28 pm

I had a hen that could count her own eggs.

She was a Mathmachicken.

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Post by **Booty Call Dolls** » Tue May 05, 2020 8:34 pm

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket?

Or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?

Post by **Booty Call Dolls** » Thu May 07, 2020 10:40 pm

Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the Peekaboo virus.

Doctors are sending anyone with peekaboo straight to I.C.U.

Post by **Booty Call Dolls** » Fri May 08, 2020 12:48 pm

My wife and I can never agree on vacations.

I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Sat May 09, 2020 10:47 pm

Booty Call Dolls wrote:I had a hen that could count her own eggs.

She was a Mathmachicken.

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Hey_Dollface · Post by **Hey_Dollface** » Sun May 10, 2020 1:12 am

My wife is such a bad cook that the flies chipped in to help me fix the screen door. My nephew came over for alphabet soup and spelled "help"

Rodney Dangerfield

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Sun May 10, 2020 8:45 pm

I love this...must try it sometime.

seagull · Post by **seagull** » Mon May 11, 2020 4:22 am

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Mon May 11, 2020 11:17 am

Oh, no-not again.

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Mon May 11, 2020 11:41 am

I dunno...could it be the answer?

seagull · Post by **seagull** » Mon May 11, 2020 9:50 pm

ColColt: My Nokia, BUILT IN ANTENNA, must be in Finland

Post by **Booty Call Dolls** » Mon May 11, 2020 10:48 pm

Thank you for sharing

The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”