"Jessica's Big Droid".

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 2:04 pm

hope i can get a deal that good i need to replace my f150 with something smaller.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:59 pm

You got that right Oosik.. Hehe.. And yes k2 is very lucky..

You never know your lucky Carly, take a trip down to Eddie's car yard..!

It's amazing what a cute behind can do to a salesman mr Ranger...

Sounds like Mr Hollows has a few car yard stories of his own... lol..

Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind, Part 7.. Start talking..!

After nearly a week hiding out in the city Jessica decided to make her way back home as
neither the Marshall or anyone else had seen or heard from the gunslingers and thought
they must have given up....

I still can't believe that man gave me this new car for so cheap.. Hehehe..
k2 will be thrilled.. Whoohoo...!

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But they were all wrong...!

We'll have that woman located in no time.. And we better get our money..
Don't you worry Angel eyes.. No one double crosses Tuco and lives.. I'll
see we get that money..!
Hrmm, come on.. According to my information the canteen should be just
around this corner..

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That's the place alright.. I'm going in..

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So 3p0 was was here, that's great news.. said TC-14.5 with excitement.
Yeah but he didn't have any gold covering, said he wanted a flesh casing..
(Flash back.. viewtopic.php?f=11&t=96837&p=1329317Mis ... .#p1329317 )
No gold covers, that's terrible, he was so cute.. Never mind, I'm sure he can
find new covers.. Besides it's what is on the inside that really counts..!
Do you know which way he went.?
Follow the road past the old spaceship and head west, they went that way..!
Oh thank you sir.. Goodbye..
Young love.. Hehehe.. Glad to help miss..!

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Outta my way you stupid robot...
We'll I never.. How rude..!

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''FOOD'', I'm starving, haven't eaten all week..!

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Hmmm, and it's not bad grub either.. said Angel eyes chewing on a breadstick.
Hey, put that down.. You just can't come in here and eat without paying..!
Says who old man.?
Says me, I own this place..
I'm looking for a certain woman that goes by the name of Jessica Phicen..
What woman, I don't know any Jessica.?
Your lying, we know she was here.. When I set out to find someone, I find
them.. That's why they pay me..!

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Well no one by that name was here.. Security, throw these men out..!

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With pleasure sir..!

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But before the battle droid took one step forward Angel eyes drew his gun.

"Pow Pow Poow", and three shots rang out in quick succession....

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My droid.. You killed him..!

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Start talking old man, or you'll be next..! Now where's the woman.?
Okay okay, don't shoot.. I know which way she headed when she left
town, but that's all I know...

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hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 2:49 am

Oh poop! Here we go again! Is there nowhere safe for our heroes?

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:41 am

Three shots rang out and out hero fell to the floor...his gears slowly grinding to a halt...

Oh, the humanity of it all....

were will it end...who is next....

Only OZ knows for sure!!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:08 am

Are hero's ever safe mr Hollows..?
I know nothing about what lies in the future Mr Ranger... I only pass on what the gang tells me... !!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:20 am

That is funny now that I think about it...Every-time Melody and Harrison visit and are asked what you are up to they always say "He has no idea what the heck he is doing from one min to the next"

:haha4:

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:31 pm

not a very good battle droid if it isn't bullet proof, must have been a factory second.

carlys_guy

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:39 am

Perhaps they were armour piercing bullets!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:51 am

Part 7.. supplement..!

You damn near got me killed with this piece of junk.. The force field
activation circuitry is not even installed.. I want my money back..!

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hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:24 am

...and I think that droid is about to be reactivated and kick him in the.......place where it hurts!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:40 am

See...Used Car Salesmen and Used Robot Salesman...all scammers and thieves.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:51 pm

There must be one good/honest one out there somewhere. At least one. Hope none of my readers are salesman.

scooter_ca · Post by **scooter_ca** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:59 pm

Whooo Hooo.
I was two episodes behind, Now all caught up.
I agree that it was great seeing Jessica get the better of the salesman.
Now her and K2 will jump into the car, drive off and live happily ever after......... NOT.

I didn't know Jessica's last name til now - Jessica Phicen..... very appropriate.
She has a name similar to my sweetheart - Daria Doll.
No kidding. That's her real name. Some of the other dolls started calling her Double D.

Thanks,
scooter

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:41 am

Thanks Scooter.. Well everyone should have caught up now..
I've had family commitments this weekend so not much time to do anything.. One post only..

Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind, Part 8.. Surprises..!

By now Jessica had long since left the city and was well on her way home....

Not far to go now, I'll head straight for Ozzies place, I bet k2 will be in
the lab with Ted working on Sams cabinet..

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Yoohoo.. I'm back.. said Jessica as she entered the gate.

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But no one came to greet her so she went straight to the lab....

Hey darling, I'm back.. Thought I'd find you in here..
Hi honey, just a second.. bb8 and I are just banging in the last nails..
It looks great.. Much better than your last effort..!
The probability of successfully completing this task on my own was
approximately 28.67%.. But Ted is a very good teacher Jessica, and
bb8 is learning quickly too..
Oh right, a team effort.. Hehehe..

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I missed you darling.. said Jessica reaching up on tippy toes and kissing k2.
I missed you too.. We built something else as well, a surprise for Sam..
Come and see..

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Wow, you have been a busy boy.. You made all that while I was gone..
an entertainment bar and some stools, cool..!
Would you like to see the bar..
Yes of course, take the tarp off..

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No time for that.. said Ted slapping a can of tuna on the bar.. It's lunch time and I'm
hungry.. Supervising is very hard work you know..!
Oh Ted, you haven't changed.. Hehee.. Still thinking of you belly.. But
I see your not eating honey anymore..?
Nope.. No more plain old honey for this bear, I've moved onto the finer
things in life..!
Aaaghh, right, I see.. I'll go and show k2 my new car then..

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Wow.. It looks brand new Jessica..!
It is.. You will never guess what happened..?

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Jessica explained the full story to k2..

Oh dear, it looks a little too small..!
Don't be silly, it's very comfortable..

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Jessica took k2 for a quick drive around the farm, left the boys to finish the
furniture, and headed over to Sams....

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She pulled up near the back shed and everyone came out to see the new car..

You got some nice wheels there Jessica.. said Sam.
It looks very luxurious.. added Danny..
Yes I'm very happy..

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It looks brand new Jessica, I didn't think you had enough money..?
I know right..! I couldn't afford a brand new one.. It's a long story..

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Tell you what, it's rather hot back here after being down in the city..
Why don't I take us for a drive out to the billabong for a swim and I'll
explain on the way how I came to get a brand new one.?
Sure, sounds great, I'll grab my trunks..
Sorry Henry, just us girls this time..!
Cool.. We can go for a skinny dip then.. Hehehe.. winked Danny.
Bummer.. said the Sagre scratching his bum.

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Skinny dipping right.. Well you girls be careful, and keep your eyes open
for strangers.. We still don't know the whereabouts of those gunslingers..!
Relax Sam, we'll keep our eyes open.. We'll be fine..