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Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:24 pm
by LovesBlackWomen
I had Salmon for lunch yesterday. Afterwards, I did some long canoodling with the doll. Now her lips are all greasy and her whole face stinks from fish.
Well, you know what they say about guests and fish after three days.

Re: Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:58 pm
by RandomDude009
....I don't. What do they say abou that?

Re: Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:46 am
by simdad50
"Visitors and fish stink after three days"-- Benjamin Franklin

Re: Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:12 pm
by nukeno
LovesBlackWomen wrote:I had Salmon for lunch yesterday. Afterwards, I did some long canoodling with the doll. Now her lips are all greasy and her whole face stinks from fish.
Well, you know what they say about guests and fish after three days.
Dude, next time you have Salmon for lunch, just eat her out for dessert.
After three days she will smell just right at all the right places and you will be amazed! ;)

Re: Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:23 pm
by Stewie studmuffin
nukeno wrote:
LovesBlackWomen wrote:I had Salmon for lunch yesterday. Afterwards, I did some long canoodling with the doll. Now her lips are all greasy and her whole face stinks from fish.
Well, you know what they say about guests and fish after three days.
Dude, next time you have Salmon for lunch, just eat her out for dessert.
After three days she will smell just right at all the right places and you will be amazed! ;)
I was thinking the same thing. A "fishy" smell in the right place would work wonders for realism! :wink:

Re: Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:29 pm
by Tybalt
Have you tried washing with SOAP?

Re: Never Kiss a Black Doll After Eating Fish

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:53 pm
by trauma
Talk about Omega 3