Anyone here date their dolls?
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We've gone to plays and concerts that I've been interested in and even gone for a 'drive' around NYC (it's amazing what you can find just on youtube...) it keeps me entertained and the girls like it because we often have to shop for new outfits for the evening, so anywhooo...
I'm pretty sure I'm a damn nut tooStewie studmuffin wrote: Then again, maybe I'm just a damn nut!
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hee hee.Next time try making spaghetti with mineral oil. Your doll will love it!
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But real people will. I remember this chick that I was involved with years ago that almost bit my head off when I was caressing her arm. She was like, "I wish you would quit doing that! It feels like an insect crawling on me!"
Well that shit hurt my feelings so bad that I didn't touch her anymore for the rest of the movie. But then she had the nerve to ask me why I wasn't touching her anymore! I mean, DAMN!
At least I get the feeling from my doll that she is enjoying the affection! With the added benefit of no hurt feelings on my part!
Girlfriends are for guys who haven't found the right doll yet.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
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Ain't that the truth? And far more pleasant, too.SynthetikReality95 wrote:Yeah, dolls are great because not only are they beautiful, but they've also got better personalities than the average chick
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And they're not checking their Facebook or Twitter every five seconds and then asking you what happened during the movie.jayjayecks wrote:Ain't that the truth? And far more pleasant, too.SynthetikReality95 wrote:Yeah, dolls are great because not only are they beautiful, but they've also got better personalities than the average chick
Although I don't date real chicks anymore; I refuse to compete with their damn phones.
I will call it a night so that she can spend some quality time with her phone. I'm so considerate!
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I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
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Not to mention that Teddy Babes have also been known to eat all of your popcorn!
Girlfriends are for guys who haven't found the right doll yet.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
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Dude, call me old fashioned, but that's one thing i just cannot fucking stand about my generation. Always glued to that damn phone. How are you even experiencing life if you miss everything going on around you?Stewie studmuffin wrote:And they're not checking their Facebook or Twitter every five seconds and then asking you what happened during the movie.
Although I don't date real chicks anymore; I refuse to compete with their damn phones.
I will call it a night so that she can spend some quality time with her phone. I'm so considerate!
It's like, any time you date a girl, or even hang out with any of your irl friends, they've gotta bring 1000 people with them, digitally. I mean, am I that fucking boring that you can't just talk to me? Whatever, I don't need real friends, and I especially don't need a girlfriend. I've got cold beer, dolls that love me, and friends in cyberspace
rant, over.
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Sorry I'm just now responding to anyone, but I've been away from the computer. I agree with this. No one wants conversation or real friendships anymore. They want this shallow social media crap. I have a lot of problems with my generation. They don't want friendships, they don't want real relationships and no one cares to learn anything new anymore. They just want to be herded like damned sheep. It's sad.SynthetikReality95 wrote:Dude, call me old fashioned, but that's one thing i just cannot fucking stand about my generation. Always glued to that damn phone. How are you even experiencing life if you miss everything going on around you?Stewie studmuffin wrote:And they're not checking their Facebook or Twitter every five seconds and then asking you what happened during the movie.
Although I don't date real chicks anymore; I refuse to compete with their damn phones.
I will call it a night so that she can spend some quality time with her phone. I'm so considerate!
It's like, any time you date a girl, or even hang out with any of your irl friends, they've gotta bring 1000 people with them, digitally. I mean, am I that fucking boring that you can't just talk to me? Whatever, I don't need real friends, and I especially don't need a girlfriend. I've got cold beer, dolls that love me, and friends in cyberspace
rant, over.
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Stewie studmuffin wrote:I just wanted to add a public service announcement for anyone who watches movies with their doll. If you enjoy popcorn with the movie (and like it buttered like I do) be careful not to get your doll greasy. This could affect ANY doll, but may be especially hazardous with a Teddy Babe.
Not to mention that Teddy Babes have also been known to eat all of your popcorn!
My popcorn consumption is down like 95%. I used to eat it all the time, but now I don't want to get Audrey all buttery and if I'm watching a movie she's pretty much always in my lap or otherwise smushed up against me. If I eat popcorn I'd have to keep my hands off of her, and if I was touching her I'd have to keep my hands out of the popcorn bowl. Both are fuckin' near impossible, so I just don't even make it anymore. Maybe one of the rare downsides to having a doll. I used to always have some kind of movie snack, but when you eliminate what's buttery and greasy, and what's orange and cheesy... well that was pretty much all of my movie snack staples. I guess it could be a positive if you're trying to lose weight, but I kinda miss my popcorn and cheesy poofs. I guess you can't have everything...
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She's not conceited. She's doesn't have any psychological issues. She doesn't punish me for the transgressions of former boyfriends/husbands/men in general. I don't have to spend a small fortune on her every weeks taking her out to restaurants and/or travelling - which actually leaves me more money to spend on giving her nice things like clothing, etcetera.
You reach my age, and younger women are no longer interested; and the majority of decent women my age are already settled down.... leaving the majority of single women my age being the ones who have serious issues.... and quite honestly, I'd just as soon not re-enter the dating pool again. I've had more than my fill for a lifetime.
And I definitely don't need to worry about contracting any venereal diseases from Lisa..... she's the perfect fit into my life, and the balance I've been looking for. She accepts me 100% for the man I am; and I am perfectly content with having her next to me.
Would it be nice if I could take her to Europe and walk through the old cities hand-in-hand? Of course it would.... but I've stopped holding my breath for finding that person. Every time I found that woman, she dumped me to marry someone else.... and the other relationships I've had after turning 40 have been utter train wrecks. I seriously thought those types of women only existed in Hollywood thrillers... until I ended up dating them! It's more than enough to just throw the towel into the ring, and realize that I have a perfectly wonderful relationship with Lisa..... and because I got to essentially design her - she's completely attractive to me! Bonus!
And we both love the exact same movies and the same exact music ~ how sweet is that! (Not to mention I don't ever have to worry whether she's going to take care of herself, or just let herself go). She's as committed to me as I am to her. Like I said, she's the perfect companion.
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If a guy is still single when he hits 40, he is likely to remain single. I have certainly noticed that in my 40s women no longer find me attractive.
Assuming that they EVER did. I used to question whether women were truly interested in me or just being friendly. Well in recent years, they aren't even pretending to be friendly.
But another problem with a guy being single in his 40s is there are no single women available. If single women even exist, they are likely to be in their early 20s which would mean that I could be older than their dad! Of course that would be fine with ME! But even if a chick has serious "daddy issues" she isn't going to be attracted to a fat balding guy with a small, almost non-existent penis. But even is she would be, then I would have to worry about her dad trying to blow bullets up my ass!
So in that case dolls would appear to be a safer dating option! Not to mention that they would be less drama in general. Dolls don't intentionally try to start fights and they will just let you enjoy each other's company without a bunch of questions about "Where the relationship is going?"
Not to mention that I can love on and caress a doll without her saying that my displays of affection feel like an insect crawling on her or aliens probing her body!
Girlfriends are for guys who haven't found the right doll yet.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.