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She quickly got a pen and paper and said, "Thank god for that, what are they?"
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A newspaper asked if she wouldn't mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.
She smiled and said, "My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and now in my 80's, a funeral director."
When asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers, she explained, "I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go."
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I replied, "Well, tell him he's really good - I haven't got any kids!"
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The wife asks, "Why the same color? People will think I don't change my panties."
The Husband quickly replies: "Which people??????"
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The teacher asks the first boy his name. He replies, "Peepot"
She's shocked by the young man's language, scolds him and asks again,"Peepot" he replies.
The teacher is furious and says she'll send him home if he doesn't stop using that language.
She asks his name a 3rd time. Again he replies, "Peepot"
The teacher is beside herself and finally sends the young man home.
He turns to his twin brother and says, "See ya Shithead, I gotta go home"
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Me: "AND?????"
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"To Live and Die in A.A."
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Where do pirates get their hooks?
The second hand store.
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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I replied, "Definitely somebody living."
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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When she woke up, the doctor told her, "Congratulations, you gave birth to healthy twins: a girl and a boy. Your ex-boyfriend visited and named them for you."
The woman replies, “No not him! He's an idiot! What did he name the boy?”
Doctor: "Mason."
Woman: "Oh, that’s actually not a bad name. How about the girl?"
Doctor: "Madaughter."
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"We got an old lady who shot her husband for walking on the floor after she just mopped it," he reported.
"Have you arrested her?" the chief asked.
"Nope. The floor's still wet," he replied.
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He made me get off the couch.
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.