JUST FOR LAUGHS
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And then one bright sunny day Cap'n Ron's worst fear came to pass. He ran afoul of the British Navy. But not any ordinary pirate hunter... this was a giant Ship of the Line. As the ships squared off for battle, the British vessel opened all of her gun ports and prepared a full broadside. Seeing this, Cap'n Ron turned as white as the ghost that he was about to become. He stopped the first mate as he was headed below to fetch the Captain's red shirt and said with a quivering voice "since you're going below to get the red shirt... bring up me brown trousers as well!"
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A trip without the kids!
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
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The Banker asks her for collateral, and she hands him the keys to her Mercedes.
She says, "I'm going on a vacation, and I'll return the following week to repay the debt and retrieve the car."
A week later, she picks up the vehicle and pays back the loan, plus $50 in interest.
The Banker says, "Thanks for doing business with us. But, while you were away, we did a bit of research and discovered you're an extremely wealthy woman. Why did you need a loan?"
She replied, "Where else can I park my vehicle for $50 a week in NYC?"
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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The friend reaches up, rubs his own head and replies, "My gosh. You're right!"
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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"Alright sir, I have your diagnosis," the doctor says to the patient.
The patient says, “Make it quick, will ya? I don’t got all day.”
"Wow," says the doctor. "How did you know?”
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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The man tells the officer, "I don't need a fishing license, Officer."
The wildlife officer looks down at the bucket and says, "You absolutely need a fishing license to be catching fish."
The man says, "Oh no, you have it all wrong, Officer. Those are my PET fish. I just brought them out here for the day to enjoy the lake."
"Your pet fish, huh?" replied the wildlife officer.
"Oh absolutely, I let them out of the bucket and they swim around and play, but when it's time to go home, I whistle and they all jump right back in. They're very well trained."
The wildlife officers scratches his chin, then says, "I've never heard such a thing. I've got to see this."
So the man dumps the bucket of fish into the lake, and then calmly turns and looks at the wildlife officer.
The wildlife officer says. "Well, call them back."
The man says "Call who back?"
The wildlife officer says, "Your pet fish."
"What fish?" replied the man.
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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That's your own asphalt.
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-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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It said, "Bathroom closed."
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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Student leans down toward the accelerator: "Your mother died!"
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I declined.
Disappointed, my friends asked me why?
I simply stated that, "I was brought into this world by a broken rubber, and I'll be darned if I get taken out by one."
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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Customer to Clerk: "What got them so mad?"