Is the red liquid on the shield fresh blood?The Doll Laboratory wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 10:25 am Hello!
I need help!
I heard strange noises coming from the basement of my house and when I opened the door of a locked room I found myself face to face with a female Orc Warrior!
I quickly closed the door but she bangs on it and threatens me to destroy everything if I don't open! What should I do?
TDL
Help!!! I found a female Orc Warrior in my basement!
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You're fucking genius!
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absolutely phenomenal
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Thank you all for trying to help me. Very much appreciated!
Now that you mention it, yes she has. This makes her look even more terrifying!!!Siliconeman wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 11:22 amBy the way, she has the Predator thighs! - Oh, and hair too!
Especially if she is a headhunter like the Predators and doesn't have a human skull in her collection of trophies yet!!!
This is the first thing I tried. It did not work at all...P3T3flytese wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 11:48 amWell, I normally panic and run around flapping my arms, then curl into a ball and cry.
We often see boars behind our house (the photo below was taken from our kitchen window) when the ground is very muddy due to heavy rain. But now it is spring, we have sunny weather and the ground is dry! So no boars I'm afraid to feed the female Orc Warrior!P3T3flytese wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 11:48 amPerhaps you can tempt her with a roast boar, if you go one ready in the oven?
This I can try. I have a box of Coconut Toffifee left, do you think it could work?P3T3flytese wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 11:48 amAnd Orc or not, she is female, so try appeasing her with chocolate
I'm not sure I came to this point yet...
You say I should run into the room all naked and try to jump on her with an erection to calm her down!
Is this an incantation? Should I sing this with the melody of David Bowie's song?
Mmmh... I'm not sure she cares about that right now... the wounds seem to be only superficial for Orc standards...
She's no Princess I can wake up with a kiss! She's a god damn Orc!!!
Oh dear!
I did take some more pictures yesterday. I just opened the door a little, quickly entered the camera and blindly took some photos...Willendorph wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 1:21 pm Maybe she dug into the basement when tunnelling up from the Underdark? She might not be used to our surface lights - try to subdue her with a flashing camera!
You must be able to read my mind! This is EXACTLY what I thought when I opened the door yesterday!
No I don't!
Now that you mention it, there are smells of rotten flesh coming from behind the door...
The next time I'll ask her to appear in your basement!the living tribunal wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 6:11 pm Awesome creature Is she single? Asking for a friend
Yes I think so! There are even small bits on it that look like dried flesh and pieces of brain...
Thanks, but I would prefer this female Orc Warrior to love me and think I am a genius!
Yes, I agree, she's quite a phenomenon... maybe I should indeed open the door.
I hear nothing now. No sounds anymore. Maybe this was a bad dream and she's gone?
Ok, I'll go in... cross your fingers for me!
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Yes!!!! Pork the Orc!!!!CF wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 1:05 pm Offer to bandage her leg.
If you kiss her, just take it slow and watch out for the fangs.
After that if all goes well?
Pork the orc.
(And if she says your house will be filled with little green babies in nine months, ask her to use the axe to chop down trees for wood to make playpens and cradles).
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I cannot see the picture!!! No Fair!!!!The Doll Laboratory wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 10:25 am Hello!
I need help!
I heard strange noises coming from the basement of my house and when I opened the door of a locked room I found myself face to face with a female Orc Warrior!
I quickly closed the door but she bangs on it and threatens me to destroy everything if I don't open! What should I do?
TDL
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The photos have all disappeared! On this thread and the main Doll Laboratory one - hopefully they'll be back soon!
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Good to know..
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Sorry, I am not dead... err... no... I mean I'm sorry because there was indeed a problem with the photo hosting company I use.
So the image links were dead for a while but I am still alive.
But it should work fine now... or not?
Anyway... in case it works...
What teasing? I needed to find the courage to enter the room and each time I tried I was about to do in my pants!!!Willendorph wrote: ↑Sat May 14, 2022 1:42 pm Stop teasing TDL - Let us have a proper look at your Orc maiden!
But finally I did and Khãnęsh did not kill me. Yes, that's her name, I was even able to talk to her... and take some more photos. She did not seem to mind even more so since she does not know what a camera is...
Do you want to know how she ended up in my cellar?
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Did she tunnel in from the underdark like I thought? Or did she get summoned by the mystical energies surrounding your home?
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How are you going to feed her in the basement?
Do you have any idea how much they eat?
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