Elena... what has happened? Parady

Post by **BOOF** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:14 am

Did your heart break the day I fell in love with and married Josephine? So much so that you engaged in unsafe OH&S practices in the brothel and did not make your clients wear condoms? I am so sad about this. But I know you are holed up in the AIDS quarantine clinic with firearms and making threats to the Doc.
Please put down your anger and your weapons or I have to put you down....

THINK ABOUT IT ELENA! I don't care that the AIDS made you less attractive! Or that you are evil.... Just lay down your arms and surrender! PLEASE!!!!

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Michael1968 · Post by **Michael1968** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:33 am

PLEASE ELENA!! PLEASE!! LISTEN TO BOOF!

Post by **Elena** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:34 am

Don't make me angry!
I shoot 5-6 per min over a range of 17 km and I hit you!

Michael1968 · Post by **Michael1968** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:42 am

BOOF! What happened? Elena has escaped quarantine and has artillery aimed at us! BOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!

Post by **BOOF** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:50 am

I'm sorry Doc but I couldn't take the shot. But I think the drugs you gave her are working! I watched through my scope as the ugly melted away to reveal the Elena we all know and love. I COULDN'T HURT HER DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But if she has the artillery then I have to do something about it.

Hurry up Sparky I need this bird airborne now!

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My good old trusty A10 Warthog should be a deterrent! Please Doc talk to Elena and make her see reason..... PLEASE![/size]

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Post by **BOOF** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 6:11 am

Forgive me Elena you evil whore.... but you are a threat to the planet and the green party has given me the green light for weapons hot..... farwell....

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Michael1968 · Post by **Michael1968** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 6:42 am

Crusty Old Politician Guy:
CONGRATULATIONS BOOF! YOU TOOK OUT AN EVIL TERRORIST AND YOU SAVED THE PLANET FROM DESRTUCTION! I HEARBYE AWARD YOU THIS CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR. GOOD WORK SON!

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Wolferich · Post by **Wolferich** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:19 am

But was it necessary to bomb the hospital?

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BOOF spotted the rocket in the background and dropped his bombs far too early.
Elena is now standing 10 km from Castle Grey Mynx.

Post by **Elena** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:12 am

There's a reservoir at Castle Grey Mynx, a nice target for my howitzer.

Fire!

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We wash the pack away from the earth.

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Post by **Elena** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:07 am

Our Minxes have told me that someone is still alive there. It must be that Grey Wyzard at the top of the tower.
Aim at the tower, let them know me!

Fire!

Post by **Lilith the Green** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:00 pm

Elena, did you have to react so brutally? You wiped out the entire family.
BOOF almost solved itself. Apparently he tried to take off in his plane again and crashed.
Our Minxolon shows us that no one is alive in and around Castle Grey Mynx. However, we know that at least Irulan, Nissa, Hoshiko and Leila made it across to Minxonia.

Post by **Elena** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:15 pm

It's a real pity about the girls, especially the little Minxes. I'm glad that some of them made it to Minxonia.

That Grey Wyzard annoyed me to no end. They lured me in with a survey about some weird film without BOOF.
I was just about to reply that it would have been nicer with BOOF, when a cage came down from above and I got a stun dart.

When I woke up again, they told me something about a disease and quarantine. But that wasn't true, because the Grey Wyzard just wanted to take the opportunity to take me for free. Apparently he doesn't get on with his lesbians.

Now I called my old favourite suitor from Riga and asked him for help. Pu Tin immediately dispatched his Speznas, who freed me from the old geezer's bony hands. Since the troops had to move on again right away, they left me this beautiful 152 mm howitzer and a few Stinger rockets.

At first I just wanted to threaten them a bit, then the BOOF came back with his plane. After I had shot the first Stinger at him, he turned around and dropped his bombs somewhere else. At home he claimed that he had wiped me out.
You know what happened next.