BOOF mega secrets revealed

Post by **BOOF** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:35 pm

This is gonna freak you out because I never ever tell anyone about my glorious war hero days because of the PTSD. I don't get PTSD from the massive piles of corpses we piled up during our campaigns. I got the PTSD when my team got back together this week to sequester some sluts to go for a ride in my personal lear jet. You got it brother.... and sisters? I got the cock block from some psycho named Audrey. She made threats to chop off my family jewels with rusty knives and pliers and then called Boof a mean name. BOOF was intimidated and he got PTSD and shrinkage but only temporary shrinkage. So here is the gripping details of our mission.....

I met some mega babe sluts and invited them to come for a free ride on my personal Lear Jet....

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...then psycho lady threatened my gems with the blade and pliers...

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...I was very intimidated at first and tried to hide my family jewels and protect them....but I got the temporary shrinkage all the same....

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....then I had the brainstorm of an idea because I am such a genius.....

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....I get my old Commando team back together from the old days to rescue those sluts from the psycho that has them enslaved....

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....and we sneak into the psycho's compound undetected to save the sluts from a terrible fate of servitude....

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...but we learned that psycho lady had security on alert with laser cannons.....

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.....and GI joe air cover.....

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.....but my old Commando Team are well armed so we prepared for the worst case scenario with superior tactics and arms......

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....first we would take out the laser canon emplacement with precision mini gun fire.....

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....then we take out the air cover with heat seeking missiles.....

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....then we snatch the sluts and fly them out on our silent black choppah.....

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....to get to my personal Lear Jet waiting at my private airport so my team and I have a mile high party with the sluts until we have to land and refuel then we go up again and continue the party......

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....but we all got drunk and high instead and talked about our glory days because none of us had any condoms and we didn't want to engage in the unsafe sex just in case the sluts had the STD's......they look clean and healthy but better safe than the sorry IMO. Maybe next weekend we rescue the sluts when we are well armed with a plentiful supply of the condoms..... extra extra extra large condoms.....

May the farce be with you.....

Post by **Jo jo** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:49 pm

I tink you bettew keep yo weaf on Boofy babe...

:haha4:

Post by **BOOF** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:26 am

Oh yes I see what can't be seen..... It was brutal shrinkage Jojo. You can see it there... that it is not there in all it's normal glory.

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WAIT!!!! I have a great idea for a movie. I call it *** TOTAL SHRINKAGE *** [/size]

Wolferich · Post by **Wolferich** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:39 am

Some phicenic herbs simply cause shrinkage. Be glad you didn't shrink completely, otherwise Irulan and Tripsy would have used you as a sex toy.

Post by **Lilith Un Rama** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:42 am

This should not have happened.

It could have been worse though. She could have #METOOed you as well. But all you need to do is remember you are a

also

and if it still does not work

That should firm things up once more

Lily

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Post by **BOOF** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:09 am

Yes I am indestructible. The good news to everyone is that I remembered I have some blue M&M's and I took three and so it cured me of the shrinkage. Maybe a little to well.....

CURED!

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ps I am not beating off here I am only trying to relieve some of the pressure of too much stiffness after too many blue m&m's

Post by **Elena** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:40 am

Good to see you again, BOOF.
I'm trying to help you out a little bit.

Post by **BOOF** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:03 am

Thankyou Elena you really know how to relieve the pressures of my manhood professionally. Looks like you need to swallow because of the rules about penis fluids on TDF. They don't want their platform to get sticky on it

Post by **BOOF** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:09 am

Jo jo wrote:

I tink you bettew keep yo weaf on Boofy babe...

Just look at the tension in my quads from all the stress of that day. No wonders I had mega shrinkage. I really need some clothes this is getting outrageous....

Post by **Elena** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:16 am

I like to swallow it oh BOOF.
Did you know that Pussy Riot also has a representation in the harem?

Post by **BOOF** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:20 am

Are you telling me that an image of BOOFS manhood on the wall is revered by the Pussy Riot girls Eelena?

Post by **Elena** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:43 am

Doro adores your image and is enthusiastic about your masculinity.

Itwasntmemate · Post by **Itwasntmemate** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:44 am

OMG
The Italian Stallion and Boof (Best mates)will be Partying at Kittys place soon and it will be interesting
if Doro will join in the Party
It will be a rough ride

Winner takes all