A bit disappointed with the Autoblow AI....and the lies

Bobby Carrot · Post by **Bobby Carrot** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:28 pm

I've had this Autoblow AI ever since they came out with it and I hardly ever use it. The stroking happens only for the top half of my cock, and it doesn't really feel like an "up and down" movement as would real lips/tongue of a woman. The sensation of being inside a mouth is definitely real, but the worst part of this toy is that the stroke doesn't go deep enough.....and it's probably impossible to. From the entry of the sleeve to where the machine reaches it's downstroke, the distance is a good 2-3 inches, so from about halfway of my cock to the base, there is never any "stroking" possible by this machine. And I just can't always cum having just the top half being squeezed and "slid over" with the sleeve. It's painful to jam the machine deeper into my groin, to get deeper stroking, but it the discomfort of that defeats the purpose of getting the intended pleasure.

What irritates me more is the people out there writing over-the-top reviews for this. You guys must be very easy to please sexually to love this thing so much. For me, the things just sits in my drawer collecting dust.

riotmac · Post by **riotmac** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:51 pm

ive talked about the handy in other threads https://www.thehandy.com/ its 160$. the script syncing is great can find scripts and videos at https://discuss.eroscripts.com/ got to register to download scripts you can do manual stroking change the speed/stroke length but more likely youre gonna want to use the scripts. you have to use their website or use some 3rd party software to use scripts i use the 3rd party ones bc their website it sometimes doesnt play videos. only one sleeve comes with it though and its hit or miss using 3rd party onaholes or fleshlights you have to use smaller lighter sleeves other wise the handy cant handle it.

the negative things about the handy are the lack of 1st party sleeves, no hands free options ppl have built home hands free mounts, it can be confusing setting up the handys wifi in order to use scripts, and then there are some privacy issues on using their site for running scripts theres really no true "offline" mode the 3rd party software gives you some protection.

MoviePilot · Post by **MoviePilot** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 6:07 pm

I guess this is what you want to have a look at. Simply amazing.

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 6:25 pm

MoviePilot wrote:I guess this is what you want to have a look at. Simply amazing.

and so portable and discreet too!

I want this fucking machine for that kind of money (actually I would pay a mortgage for one of those)

Anung

Mr_E · Post by **Mr_E** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 6:41 pm

How about this one?
www.robotsexmachine.com
It looks wild
Peace,
E

djenkins57 · Post by **djenkins57** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:39 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:
MoviePilot wrote:I guess this is what you want to have a look at. Simply amazing.

and so portable and discreet too!

I want this fucking machine for that kind of money (actually I would pay a mortgage for one of those)

Anung

Your link isn't working, so I've included a picture here for others to reference:

djenkins57 · Post by **djenkins57** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:56 pm

Bobby Carrot wrote:I've had this Autoblow AI ever since they came out with it and I hardly ever use it. The stroking happens only for the top half of my cock, and it doesn't really feel like an "up and down" movement as would real lips/tongue of a woman. The sensation of being inside a mouth is definitely real, but the worst part of this toy is that the stroke doesn't go deep enough.....and it's probably impossible to. From the entry of the sleeve to where the machine reaches it's downstroke, the distance is a good 2-3 inches, so from about halfway of my cock to the base, there is never any "stroking" possible by this machine. And I just can't always cum having just the top half being squeezed and "slid over" with the sleeve. It's painful to jam the machine deeper into my groin, to get deeper stroking, but it the discomfort of that defeats the purpose of getting the intended pleasure.

What irritates me more is the people out there writing over-the-top reviews for this. You guys must be very easy to please sexually to love this thing so much. For me, the things just sits in my drawer collecting dust.

I bought one of the earlier Autoblows (can't remember which anymore) a number of years ago, also based on marketing promises and glowing reviews. I'm not the most well-endowed by any means, but the ring of beads that was supposed to be doing the "stroking" just didn't exert anywhere near enough pressure to do anything for me. Complete waste of money. In contrast, I've been very happy with my Fleshlight Launch, but it's not as much a blowjob simulator as it is a hands-free stroker. I like to just set it for its longest stroke length at its slowest speed and just enjoy.

As to other popular alternatives, I've heard a lot of good things about the Handy. The company has a very active presence on their subreddit and is always looking for ways to improve, which is a good thing to see.

The Lovense Max 2 seems to have a better squeezing function with airbags around the sleeve that inflate to compress rather than whatever the Autoblow was trying to do. It's hard to tell from online reviews whether it's actually any good or not, but it seems interesting. I've got one on order and will do a review after I've had a chance to try it out to see if it's garbage or actually good.

And then I just got an email from Lovehoney today about this ArcWave Ion thing that's supposed to blow air at your frenulum in a really intense and simulating way. It sounds like it could be cool, but not $200 cool to me.

Finally, there are the massive vacuum pump toys like the Venus 2000 or the aforementioned F-machine Tremblr. The Venus is much loved by its fans, but it's crazy expensive. The Tremblr seems like a (more) budget alternative, but they're indefinitely back-ordered. Either one will take up a lot more space and make a bigger hit to your wallet, but maybe they're worth it.

jonnydisco · Post by **jonnydisco** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 3:59 pm

who makes this one? https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 0798ad12f5

Bobby Carrot · Post by **Bobby Carrot** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:15 pm

jonnydisco wrote:who makes this one? https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 0798ad12f5

That's The Handy

Bobby Carrot · Post by **Bobby Carrot** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:18 pm

djenkins57 wrote:
Bobby Carrot wrote:I've had this Autoblow AI ever since they came out with it and I hardly ever use it. The stroking happens only for the top half of my cock, and it doesn't really feel like an "up and down" movement as would real lips/tongue of a woman. The sensation of being inside a mouth is definitely real, but the worst part of this toy is that the stroke doesn't go deep enough.....and it's probably impossible to. From the entry of the sleeve to where the machine reaches it's downstroke, the distance is a good 2-3 inches, so from about halfway of my cock to the base, there is never any "stroking" possible by this machine. And I just can't always cum having just the top half being squeezed and "slid over" with the sleeve. It's painful to jam the machine deeper into my groin, to get deeper stroking, but it the discomfort of that defeats the purpose of getting the intended pleasure.

What irritates me more is the people out there writing over-the-top reviews for this. You guys must be very easy to please sexually to love this thing so much. For me, the things just sits in my drawer collecting dust.
I bought one of the earlier Autoblows (can't remember which anymore) a number of years ago, also based on marketing promises and glowing reviews. I'm not the most well-endowed by any means, but the ring of beads that was supposed to be doing the "stroking" just didn't exert anywhere near enough pressure to do anything for me. Complete waste of money. In contrast, I've been very happy with my Fleshlight Launch, but it's not as much a blowjob simulator as it is a hands-free stroker. I like to just set it for its longest stroke length at its slowest speed and just enjoy.

As to other popular alternatives, I've heard a lot of good things about the Handy. The company has a very active presence on their subreddit and is always looking for ways to improve, which is a good thing to see.

The Lovense Max 2 seems to have a better squeezing function with airbags around the sleeve that inflate to compress rather than whatever the Autoblow was trying to do. It's hard to tell from online reviews whether it's actually any good or not, but it seems interesting. I've got one on order and will do a review after I've had a chance to try it out to see if it's garbage or actually good.

And then I just got an email from Lovehoney today about this ArcWave Ion thing that's supposed to blow air at your frenulum in a really intense and simulating way. It sounds like it could be cool, but not $200 cool to me.

Finally, there are the massive vacuum pump toys like the Venus 2000 or the aforementioned F-machine Tremblr. The Venus is much loved by its fans, but it's crazy expensive. The Tremblr seems like a (more) budget alternative, but they're indefinitely back-ordered. Either one will take up a lot more space and make a bigger hit to your wallet, but maybe they're worth it.

Fleshlight Launch is losing interest as Kiroo Keon gains. I'm curious to how The Hummer feels. The "Milker" by Lovebotz is too pricey, as is Tremblr. I don't like how the Handy doesn't have a solution for the band losing grip with the silicone.

Fr0stByte · Post by **Fr0stByte** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:42 pm

The "Milker" by Lovebotz is as said pricey and I've heard the build quality is no good with especially the powersupply and connector for it fails early. Handy looks interesting. My latest toy the "Svakom - Alex Neo Interactive Thrusting Penis Masturbator" so far is the best stroker I've come across. Cleaning it is a bit of a pain though and it only has it's style of insert. I've only used it a few times so far but was worked wonders IMO. I have the Autoblow 2 or whatever it is and the beads are way to loose. there are videos on how to modify it to make them better but never bothered with it.

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:06 pm

djenkins57 wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:
MoviePilot wrote:I guess this is what you want to have a look at. Simply amazing.

and so portable and discreet too!

I want this fucking machine for that kind of money (actually I would pay a mortgage for one of those)

Anung
Your link isn't working, so I've included a picture here for others to reference:

How unusual...I just click open in new tab and its toasty time...like that toaster slot is fucking amazing!

link with out URL mature tags... https://xsexpics.com/pics/2052/tricia-h ... layboy.jpg

For those that are getting confused about toasters and sex machines.

Anung