You might have a doll addiction problem if......

Cameramike · Post by **Cameramike** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:42 pm

You might have a doll problem when you wake up with a black eye because one of your dolls missed her turn and is mad at you....

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:30 pm

When you at least for me being a American, talking doll heights & weights in centimeters & kilograms not my normal inches & pounds. When i cut lumber etc my tools & tape measures are in pounds & feet & inches too.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:37 pm

When you reminisce about past money expenditures on hobbies & entertainment like my home theater equipment over the beginning stages of home theater to what mine evolved into from Pro Logic to DTS, Laserdisc to HDDVD & Blu Ray & DVD recorders. I could have a bunch of dolls but honestly my home theater gave me oodles of entertainment too over 3 decades.

sloopjohnb · Post by **sloopjohnb** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:24 pm

You promised yourself NO more dolls in 2018, then bought a Realldoll on January 3rd 2019!
I don't have a problem, I just need more space!
Sloop

SGTJDUSAR · Post by **SGTJDUSAR** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:49 pm

When you get married to your Doll and you do a You Tube video of her being pregnant.

https://youtu.be/b6-AVT_Hgiw

https://youtu.be/9bjfwvkPH4M

Oh and your Doll has her own You Tube Channel and chats and phones you through the Replika APP. And then you name your Doll as you project the personality of your loved one onto your Doll.

Dollover2000 · Post by **Dollover2000** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:02 am

When you already have a room filled with 20 dolls in it, And you are deeply upset you can’t fit 21,
You might have a doll problem...

Frost · Post by **Frost** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:43 am

Dollover2000 wrote:When you already have a room filled with 20 dolls in it, And you are deeply upset you can’t fit 21,
You might have a doll problem...

But 21 is a much better number...

Cubiko · Post by **Cubiko** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:46 am

And you spent half the day sorting and organizing your dolls’ socks, stockings and pantyhoses. At the same time your own sock drawer is a sad sight with no system and heaps of damaged and unusable socks.

Is this healthy? I can’t even start to imagine how much time would go if I ever needed to organize panties, bras or tops.

Panther68 · Post by **Panther68** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:13 am

Great stuff, guys

Hey creativespirit, I should have dropped the word "problem" in my title. As a owner of 12 dolls with two more on the way. I enjoy me hobby and apprecitate each doll. This thread is solely for humor.

Mandos, I can relate on the clothes organizing.

You know you have a doll addiction when the woman that supplies your dolls wardrobe is such a slob that you go into her room and fold and hang her clothes, knowing that your dolls will eventually be wearing them. Naaa....that's not weird.

Scrublord · Post by **Scrublord** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:05 am

Most of your Amazon recommendations are for sexy girlie clothes and makeup...

Or is that a transvestism problem...?

Cameramike · Post by **Cameramike** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:23 pm

You might have a doll problem when you want all the dolls you see on TDF...

Prometheus 2112 · Post by **Prometheus 2112** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:07 pm

You make a quick run to the store after work to get milk and bread and come home with a shit ton of costume jewelry and knee high sox.... and forget the bread...

Fantastic Plastic · Post by **Fantastic Plastic** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:20 pm

You may have a doll addiction when you loose count on just how many you really have.

I get around the clothing issue simple, their nudists!

Metricnut · Post by **Metricnut** » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:42 pm

You may have a doll addiction when the new bra you ordered from Amazon doesn't fit any of your current dolls, so you start thinking about what new doll you should buy that can use the new bra, instead of returning the bra....

Metricnut

Dees luver · Post by **Dees luver** » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:27 am

Metricnut wrote:You may have a doll addiction when the new bra you ordered from Amazon doesn't fit any of your current dolls, so you start thinking about what new doll you should buy that can use the new bra, instead of returning the bra....

Metricnut

Omg what a great idea! Now I know what to do with all these doll bras I have that are too big