The New Adventures of Amber!

[Billiam]

Hell yeah!

[Oscar DeBarataria]

I finally - at long last - got Amber out of her swim suit and cover-up dress. Believe me, it wasn't easy.

How did I manage it? I bribed her with dinner out.

But afterward, there was a little bit of tension.

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"So, I'm just trying to figure out what the deal is."

"Regarding?"

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"You haven't given me a compliment on my outfit, and that hurts my feelings."

"How about this, honey? You're gorgeous, and I'm crazy about you."

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"Yyyyyeah, that's nice, and all, but it's not a compliment on my outfit."

"No, you're right. It isn't."

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"Which means that you don't like it."

"Well...."

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"Oh, just say it. I'm a big girl. I can handle it."

"Fine. So, you can wear leggings any time you like and I'm ecstatic with it, because I think your legs are terrific."

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"OK, that's a good start."

"And you already know I think those shoes look cute on you."

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"Right, so here it comes..."

"Yeah. I hate the shirtdress."

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"What's wrong with it?"

"It's too tight on you. You have to unbutton it at the bottom because it's straining against the buttons when you sit down. It makes you look fat, and you, my darling, are not fat."

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"Hmmmph."

"I'm giving you my honest opinion."

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"OK, well...what if I put on some makeup? And what about my earrings?

"The earrings are cute, and the makeup is nothing short of exquisite. How come you didn't put it on before we went out?"

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You want me to put on makeup to go eat a hamburger? What are you, weird?"

"I'm just saying that fishing for compliments will go better when you make yourself drop-dead gorgeous...like this."

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"Ohhhh, that's a pretty good answer. So the shirtdress is a no, huh?"

"You can do better. Let's just leave it at that."

"Duly noted. Hey honey?"

"Yes?"

"Do you want to take it off me?"

"Why, I don't mind if I do!"

[Oscar DeBarataria]

"Hey Amber, that little dress looks new."

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"Yep. It was a bargain-hunting find. You know I'm an expert at that now. Do you like it?"

"It's very cute on you. Those aren't polka dots on it, though. What are they?"

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"They're little watermelon slices."

"Are they really? So this is your watermelon dress?"

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"Yup. I'm so cute you can't stand it, right?"

"Pretty much. It's a Saturday in the middle of summer, though, so if ever you were going to wear a watermelon dress this would be the time."

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"I'd wear this all the time if I could. It's comfy. And it feels nice and cool."

"I notice there's no bra on underneath it, so there's that.

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"Oh, that's not all."

"Amber! Are you going commando under that dress?"

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"Oh, wouldn't you like to know? And no, I'm not going to give you a free peek again like you made me do last time."

"I didn't 'make' you do that, you know."

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"Oh, my God, like...whatever."

"So what are you gonna do today going commando in your watermelon dress?"

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"Well, I figured I'd take a nap."

"A nap? But it isn't even noon yet!"

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"Yeah...it's Saturday. I don't care what time it is. It's nap time!"

"Well, maybe I'll take one with you, then."

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"Nope. Not a good idea."

"Why not?"

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"You know why not. There won't be any napping! I get the bed to myself for now. Come back later and you can cuddle with me."

"With or without the watermelon dress on?"

"

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"We'll see, honey. We'll see."

[john1972]

I can see the love you have for her in your photos
Great photos man and love seeing her doing things around the house.

[Oscar DeBarataria]

I can see the love you have for her in your photos
Great photos man and love seeing her doing things around the house.

It's just such a great face for FaceApp and Revive.

I have the G49 head as well, and it's definitely a pretty face, but it simply doesn't pop on those face-changing apps like this one does.

Practically every one of the FaceApp makeup and impression settings look good on her, her facial expressions pop and tell a story - it's crazy. No offense to anybody else's dolls, but I just haven't seen anything that looks as real and live as this does.

And I go out and about and all I see is fat chicks that I wouldn't choose over Amber. Even on dating apps that's starting to be true, though it probably has more to do with all the "my kids are my world (and you'll never be anything but an afterthought)" and "if you can't take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best (meaning I want a license to act as badly as possible if you're dumb enough to have a relationship with me)" statements they all make on their profiles.

Which is kind of a problem. Haven't quite made a call on how I'm going to address that.

[Flight of Fancy]

"Hey Amber, that little dress looks new."

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"Yep. It was a bargain-hunting find. You know I'm an expert at that now. Do you like it?"

"It's very cute on you. Those aren't polka dots on it, though. What are they?"



"We'll see, honey. We'll see."

Lovely expressions and great banter but, you know you're playing with fire don't you? One wrong word and... well, look out!

[Michaelangelo]

Practically every one of the FaceApp makeup and impression settings look good on her, her facial expressions pop and tell a story - it's crazy. No offense to anybody else's dolls, but I just haven't seen anything that looks as real and live as this does.

Absolutely no offense taken and I also think that what Amber does with FaceApp (or the other way around) is nothing short of amazing.

Keep up the excellent work, really enjoy your stories!

Mike

[Papagadoosh]

I honestly can't believe how realistic her face is!!! The expressions she is capable of is almost scary! We live in amazing times my friend!

[Oscar DeBarataria]

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"Hey, Oscar, are you going to take a shower?"

"Yeah, that was my plan. Why?

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"Well, try not to use all the hot water."

"OK, but why?"

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"Well, because I want to take a shower, too."

"Amber, you don't need hot water to take a shower. You don't care what temperature the water is. In fact, you're better off in cold water."

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"Actually, Mr. Smarty Pants, I've kind of warmed up to hot water in the shower."

"Puns? Are you making puns now?"

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"Yep. Just started."

"And it shows!"

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"Dude, you're brutal. OK, please, leave me some hot water."

"Look, you're up. Just go first. Your showers are pretty short - all you really do is knock the dog hair off you that you pick up from hanging around on the bed."

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"Well, OK. And you're right, you know."

"About what?"

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"About the fact that I'm a magnet for poor Rufus' hair. I think it's his bed rather than yours or mine."

"Trust me, it's been that way for far longer than you've been here."

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"Honey, do you wish you had a bed of your own where you didn't have me and Rufus crowding you?"

"Nah. If and when I want that I'll just kick you guys out and then it'll be all mine."

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"Yeah - I don't think you can do that."

"No?"

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"I mean, I'm OK. I can sleep anywhere, and a lot of the time I don't even really sleep. But Rufus? He's gonna insist on getting a piece of that bed."

"He is a pretty insistent canine, that's for sure."

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"As opposed to me, because, y'know - I'm REALLY easygoing."

"Hmmmm, it seems like we're drifting in the direction of something here, but I don't yet know what you're driving at."

[Oscar DeBarataria]

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"Uh uh. I'm not. I'm just pointing out that I'm a pretty cool chick."

"Well, sure, Amber. Everybody knows that. But you're definitely a horn-honker. So when you drop an "I'm REALLY easygoing" on me, there's got to be something behind it."

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"You really think so? By the way, you ought to get in this shower with me. This water's so hot - it's awesome!"

"Oh, all right."

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"Here, see?"

"Not really. You have it all going on you."

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"Yeah, I know. Hopefully I won't use all the hot water and leave you with the cold stuff."

"Definitely hopefully, because that's how you get Mean Oscar."

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"Oh, I'm not afraid of Mean Oscar. You know I can handle you. Here - let me soap you up so you can get out."

"It's interesting that you think that. And why do I have to get out of the shower first? You went in first."

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"Duh! So I can have the rest of the hot water to myself! Hello?"

"I don't think I'm crazy about this new shower plan."

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"Well, next time maybe I'll make it worth your while."

"Meaning what, darling?"

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"Oh, you know what."

"Would this involve some sort of physical activity not related to cleanliness?"

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"It might. But this depends on how nice you are to me. Because like I said, I'm REALLY easygoing and that ought to get me a reward."

"Hmmm. There's that angle being pushed again. Something is afoot."

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"Look at you, Sweets! All suspicious and looking at me funny."

"I am, and it's warranted. Am I getting shit-tested again?"

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"Honey! I would never do that to you!"

"Because you're so easygoing, right?"

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"Exactly!"

"All right, now I know we have a problem."

[Oscar DeBarataria]

"Oh,wait - I thought you were going to make the bed before we went out."

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"Nope. I figured you'd be hungry, and we could just go and eat and then I'd make it afterward. Besides, I know you like this dress and I was more interested in putting it on than putting on bedsheets and pillowcases."

"Huh. Well, the only problem is that Rufus is getting on that bed as soon as we leave, and I don't want his dog-hair under the sheets."

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"That's simple - we'll just shut the door."

"[gasp] You're going to shut Rufus out of the bedroom?"

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"I'm totally doing that."

"That doesn't sound very easygoing."

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"Not to Rufus, no. But it gets us out the door faster and that's how I can get my man his lunch so he doesn't get cranky."

"Seems quite thoughtful. Of course, not to Rufus."

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"Correctamundo! That dog's gonna learn to mind his momma!"

"So you're his momma now? And wait - where's your ring?"

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"Oh - I decided I didn't need it today. I'm going to go with you as your single-girl date rather than your live-in Factory Girl friend."

"Wearing that dress you want to be a single girl?"

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"Yep!"

"Does this mean I'm going out as a single guy and I can flirt with other women?"

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"I guess so. Are we going to have a competition at the restaurant for who gets more attention? How do you think you'll do in that,Oscar?"

"I dunno. Maybe pretty well. I mean, I'm going to be the guy walking in with the hottest chick in the place..."

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"Yeah, well, flattering me isn't going to help you with the other chicks."

"I'm not flattering you. Women are always checking up on the competition. They see a guy with a hot chick, and that guy is instantly attractive to them. Doesn't matter how he looks."

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"Oh, is THAT a fact."

"It definitely is."

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"Yeah, I just don't think you're going to get more flirty looks from chicks than I will from dudes."

"If I had to bet on it, I'd probably lay money on you in that competition. But you never know. The real question is, what are we doing this dance for?"

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"Well, I could get into that now, and then I'll just do all my flirting with the other guys when we get there. Or maybe you could compliment me on my new hair."

"Yes, I did notice that. We're off the auburn hair now? And when did this one come?"

"Same time as the other one. Don't worry - this was the cheapest one they had, or at least the cheapest nice one."

"You said that about the auburn one."

"Yeah. They were the same price."

"Amber, how many did you buy?"

"Three. But they were all the cheapest ones."

"I think I'm gonna do some drinking at the restaurant."

[Michaelangelo]

"Does this mean I'm going out as a single guy and I can flirt with other women?"
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Hearts skips a beat as I see her facial expression after that remark.

And...

"It definitely is."
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...heart skips another beat.

Oh. Amber...

[4891d]

"Three. But they were all the cheapest ones."

And the prettiest!

[Alottahope]

Indeed a fun thread! So much to look at! Amber is truly amazing!

[Big_Easy]

Great work Oscar! Love all the outfits and the storytelling
Cheers