JUST FOR LAUGHS 2024

[Booty Call Dolls]

Thank you!
Rope magic by me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROdWUtpJbw

[Davey2469]

If you take graded cheese and heat it to melting point, that would be disgrading.

[Mr Franz]

Just heard about this big domestic dispute on the news. Seems this family had a huge argument over dinner and the son ended up stabbing his own mother with a fork! When the police were called, the son punched the responding officer right in the jaw! The police spokesman was irate. He said that young man was nothing but a motherforking copsocker!!!

[Booty Call Dolls]

One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member's tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.

The question was a simple one: "There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?"

Army: "I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside."

Navy: "I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside."

Marines: "I'd bite its head off before cooking and eating it."

Air Force: "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my hotel room."

[Davey2469]

My first time at a nudist colony I got kicked out.When I asked them why they said that I stuck out too much.

[Booty Call Dolls]

A man on the train has to poop. He goes to the bathroom but someone is using it.

He goes back five minutes later, and it’s still being used.

He goes back again later, and you guessed it: it's still occupied.

Finally, he can’t wait any longer, so he drops his pants and sticks his butt out the window. This happens just as the train is pulling into a station.

The conductor on the platform yells out, "Will the bald man with the cigar in his mouth please pull his head back in the window!"