Shocking newbie experience.

Post by **setevoltas** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 12:23 am

Well, this was a good read. I was afraid what I would find from the thread title.

Got a couple of dolls capable of the odd queef. Always good for a laugh.

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:01 am

DG wrote: Oh my guys are constantly trying to "one-up" one another.

They sound very competitive. Haha.

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:04 am

setevoltas wrote:Well, this was a good read. I was afraid what I would find from the thread title. Got a couple of dolls capable of the odd queef. Always good for a laugh.

Hi, setevoltas. Yeah, I thought my topic title might intrigue people enough to read it. I bet you're relieved that the subject matter wasn't as horrific as you thought. I'm glad you found it entertaining.
:haha4:

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:31 am

lovedoll1 wrote:it would be like a real woman queefing during sex

Hi, lovedoll1. Yes, I imagine it would be. I'm glad to know that male and female dolls are equally capable of letting it rip.
:haha4:

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

Aerial · Post by **Aerial** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:05 am

Idiots in a TikTok challenge torment the LeBron James doll (a small male rubber stretch toy).

see: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=24158&start=15

Many overinflated him with water or helium, but someone also filled him with baked beans! Yuckety-yuck! I had to think of this if dolls can have smelly farts.

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:34 pm

Hi, Aerial. Wow, that poor LeBron James doll! I found that horrific!

Poor old Bugs Bunny and Batman copped it, too.

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

latextrancer · Post by **latextrancer** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:26 pm

Oh, never heared of this before. It is sad that this adorable little man gets destroyed like this by some lowlife idiots.
After seeing some of the videos, I have ordered a Heroes of Goo Jit Zu LeBron James figure because I feel sorry for them. The shocking thing is that this figure is hardly available. It is sold out on Amazon, as well as in many ebay stores, but I managed to get one on ebay. So I have saved one of these beauties, because I will take care of him.
I am on the autistic spectrum, as I have been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. So to me these stretch figures mean a lot. It is relaxing to feel them.
I know that they did horrible videos of abusing stretch armstrong after he has been re-released in 2016. I have a lot of these stretch figures an I keep them all in good condition.
I also keep my inflatable male Latexdolls in good condition. I don't use them as sex toys, no I prefer to feel them next to me

DG · Post by DG » Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:00 pm

It angers me to no end to see people abusing their dolls, even moreso when people abuse animals or other people. Some people are just really evil and that sucks.

P3T3flytese · Post by **P3T3flytese** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:48 pm

Well, I'm glad to know even TPE and Silicone male dolls engage in the time honoured tradition of masculine entertainment of Farts.
Probably the most primordial gag there is.

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true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:50 pm

latextrancer wrote:Oh, never heared of this before. It is sad that this adorable little man gets destroyed like this by some lowlife idiots.
After seeing some of the videos, I have ordered a Heroes of Goo Jit Zu LeBron James figure because I feel sorry for them. The shocking thing is that this figure is hardly available. It is sold out on Amazon, as well as in many ebay stores, but I managed to get one on ebay. So I have saved one of these beauties, because I will take care of him. I am on the autistic spectrum, as I have been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. So to me these stretch figures mean a lot. It is relaxing to feel them. I know that they did horrible videos of abusing stretch armstrong after he has been re-released in 2016. I have a lot of these stretch figures an I keep them all in good condition. I also keep my inflatable male Latexdolls in good condition. I don't use them as sex toys, no I prefer to feel them next to me

Hi, latextrancer. Well, it's nice to know that you ordered a LeBron James figure because you'll actually take care of him.

And that figure is probably sold out everywhere because of the idiotic challenge of blowing him up.

I'm glad that the stretch figures offer a soothing sensation for you in regard to your Asperger's. Thanks for stopping by to comment.

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:53 pm

DG wrote:It angers me to no end to see people abusing their dolls, even moreso when people abuse animals or other people. Some people are just really evil and that sucks.

You know, DG, I think if a person is capable of being abusive to an inanimate, human-like object, they definitely have the potential to be abusive to other people as well as animals. Animal cruelty is one thing that makes me really, really angry.

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:56 pm

P3T3flytese wrote:Well, I'm glad to know even TPE and Silicone male dolls engage in the time honoured tradition of masculine entertainment of Farts. Probably the most primordial gag there is. )

Yes, indeed, P3T3flytese. I think TPE and silicone lads are equally proud of their farting ability.
:haha4:

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

Raymond · Post by **Raymond** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:46 pm

true_blue22 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:10 pm Well, hello there everyone. I've only had Erik for 3 days and I experienced something that I didn't even realize could happen: nobody told me that sex dolls could fart. So Erik was laying on my bed and I wanted to position him so he could sit up. My husband was there to help me since this is all very new to me. He grabbed one leg and lifted it to 90 degrees so it was up in the air. Then I grabbed the other leg with my right hand to swing it up. As I did so, my left hand was on Erik's tummy. As I swung his leg up, my left arm exherted force on his belly. And then he farted. My mouth instantly fell open. I turned to my husband who had a look of utter shock on his face. Then seeing the disturbed look on his face made me burst out laughing and I couldn't stop. Because, damn - what else can you do after you hear an inanimate object fart?

Has anyone else experienced this with their male or female doll? Are there any other surprises I should be aware of? LOL.

My one and only Erik Kirk: WM 160cm, fair skin tone, #78 head.
500-year-old vampire who finds my blood irresistible.

Whating for my first doll Mariko if she done the same while moving her ut hopefull she be with me end of july maybe ill find out :haha4:

https://www.the-doll-house.com/UK-Doll- ... 101-Mariko

true_blue22 · Post by **true_blue22** » Sun Jul 23, 2023 3:24 am

Hi there, Raymond - thanks for stopping by to check out this thread. This must be a very exciting time for you as you wait for Mariko to arrive - especially because she's your first doll!

I hope she does arrive by the end of July for you. Thanks for including the link to the Doll House website. Mariko has a lovely figure and a pretty face. I guess only time will tell if she's capable of farting like Erik did.

Erik has been with me for almost 2 years now and thankfully, I've had no further shocking experiences.