Policeman: "Sir.....Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?"
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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
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Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
The guy who stole my diary has died.
My thoughts are with his family.
My thoughts are with his family.
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Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
What two words have the most letters?
Post office.
Post office.
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Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
People are always asking, “Why did you give up everything just to get into the dried fruit business?”
I have my raisins.
I have my raisins.
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LMAO! Thank you for sharing that, Jeff!
I love and have loved many dolls.
Former Dolls:
Samantha - SY 165cm Elf
Charles - IronTech male
Clint - IronTech male
Marcellus - Male Real Doll - Body A
Orion - Male Real Doll - Body A
Lance - WM Male #207 head
Larry - WM Male #207 head
Colt - Gabriel M1 Sinthetics Male
Dolls in Storage:
Laurence (aka Doc, Dorian, Beau) - Homemade fabric male doll
Trevor - Homemade Fabric male doll
Tristan - Homemade Fabric/Silicone hybrid male doll
Landon - WM Male #207 Head
Current Dolls
Lawrence - Homemade Fabric/Silicone hybrid male doll
Former Dolls:
Samantha - SY 165cm Elf
Charles - IronTech male
Clint - IronTech male
Marcellus - Male Real Doll - Body A
Orion - Male Real Doll - Body A
Lance - WM Male #207 head
Larry - WM Male #207 head
Colt - Gabriel M1 Sinthetics Male
Dolls in Storage:
Laurence (aka Doc, Dorian, Beau) - Homemade fabric male doll
Trevor - Homemade Fabric male doll
Tristan - Homemade Fabric/Silicone hybrid male doll
Landon - WM Male #207 Head
Current Dolls
Lawrence - Homemade Fabric/Silicone hybrid male doll
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Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
-Dam!
-Dam!
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Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
Do you remember when sex was safe and motorcycle were dangerous?
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The famous are rarely significant and the significant are rarely famous.
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The Masculine of the two sexes
He/Haw/His/Him/Sausage
Purveyor of Doll Porn
The famous are rarely significant and the significant are rarely famous.
If you would like to follow my thread, Alottahope's Family Jewels, here is the link below.
viewtopic.php?t=71344&start=6630
Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
Yup, and not sayin nuthin about the amount of skin lost either 
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A doctor sees an obese women to advise her about weight loss.
The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family."
The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."
The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family."
The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Between you and me, something smells."
"Between you and me, something smells."
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-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
Re: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NOV 2020
2 fleas getting off work. One flea says to the other, "Let's grab a beer." The other flea says, "Great idea, should we walk or take a dog?"
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Check Out My Rare Girls On The Links Below~!!!
XiuYing 161cm Plus (DS - Doll Sweet)
Mayumi 158cm (Orient Industries)
Ya Ya 136cm (Orient Industries)
Asumi 146cm (Silicone Arts)
Elvina 80cm (JM Doll)
Mika 110cm (1AM)
Nakita 100cm (DS - Doll Sweet)
(It's hard to tell that the world we live in is either a Reality or a Dream.)
XiuYing 161cm Plus (DS - Doll Sweet)
Mayumi 158cm (Orient Industries)
Ya Ya 136cm (Orient Industries)
Asumi 146cm (Silicone Arts)
Elvina 80cm (JM Doll)
Mika 110cm (1AM)
Nakita 100cm (DS - Doll Sweet)
(It's hard to tell that the world we live in is either a Reality or a Dream.)
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People in cars cause accidents.
Accidents in cars cause people.
Accidents in cars cause people.
