Ozzie's Christmas story..

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:49 am

December 21, 2019.. The Gang wanted to try out their acting skills and present a little Christmas story... I think there might be
fair bit of theatrical licence so I don't think it's exact to history, but according to my gang it's exactly what happened... Enjoy..

Ozzie's Christmas story.. Part 1, The Angel visits...!

Almost 2020 years ago, a young girl by the name of Mary was heading out....

See ya Mum, I'm off to watering hole to fetch the water..

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Watch out for strangers...!
Yes mum, don't worry.. said Mary rolling her eyes..

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That's funny no one else is here..?

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But before Mary could get the water, an Angel of the Lord appeared....

Aaaagghhh...! screamed Mary dropping her bucket.
I am Gabriel, an Angel of the High God..

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Please don't hurt me.. she replied falling to the ground in shock.
Fear not Mary..

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I have to come to give you a message, you who are highly favoured..

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Behold, you will conceive and give birth to a son.. He will be great and will be
called the Son of the Most High..

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How can this be..? Mary asked the Angel. I am still a virgin..
The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and his power will overshadow you. So the
Holy One to be born will be called Jesus and he will be saviour to the whole world...!

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Well I am the Lord’s servant, I guess it will be okay.. Mary answered. But what will
I tell my fiance..
Don't worry. I'll sort him out...!

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Later that night....

Joseph wake up, I have a message from God..

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Dude, wake up.. Helloo..
Zzzzzzzzz...! Snore.... Zzzzzzzzz...!
Boy can this cat sleep...!

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Well If you won't wake up I'll just have to tell you in your dream then.. *Sigh*...!

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And so the Angel told Joseph about Mary's baby in a dream....

** Hopefully I'll have it all done before the 25th**...

JustinBridou · Post by **JustinBridou** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:10 am

OlmanOz wrote:** Hopefully I'll have it all done before the 25th**...

Who knows ? normally it would take 9 months. But I'm sure in 4 days you can do miracles

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:22 am

Nice one Oz! Love the dozy Joseph! Good luck with the story!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:30 am

Melody, cough, cough, Mary looks pretty good and Gabriel appears to be supporting a pup tent!!

Joseph must work nights! I know that feeling!!

I can't wait for part 2

:haha4:

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:10 am

Yep the big man can do wonders Justin... lol..

Thanks Mr Hollows, most pictures are already done..

Lucky Gabriel covered up Mr Ranger, they probably don't need clothes in heaven..

Ozzie's Christmas story.. Part 2, Are we there yet..?

After having a weird dream Joseph heads to Mary's....

Boy, she's gonna love these.. Still can't believe I'm engaged to the sweetest
girl in town.. Can't wait to the day we get married...!

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And I bet she'll laugh when I tell her about that wild dream I had.. Hehehe..

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Mary, you-hoo.. You home..?

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Oh hi sweetheart..
I bought you some flo.../

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What the.. How the..?
I know right, I put on a little weight..
A little weight.. I can't believe you cheated on me, how can I marry you now..?
Now just calm down darling, it's not what you think..
Not what I think, you got a bun in the oven...!

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Joseph I didn't cheat, promise.. I had a visit from an Angel, and he told me God
chose me to have his baby.. So I'm still a virgin..
Oh yeah, I was so shocked I nearly forgot.. I had a strange dream about that too..

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But we can't be seen together, what will people think, we are not married yet..
People will frown, ridicule us and call you horrible names..
Then what are we going to do..?

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Hrmm, I know.. We'll go to Bethleheisley.. Nobody knows us there, and we have to
go there eventually, to register for marriage.. We'll leave first thing in the morning..

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So at the break of dawn the following day Joseph and Mary set out for Bethleheisley....

It's going to be a long day...!
How far is it..?
Only 90 miles..
90 miles, that will take forever...!

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Are we there yet..? My bum is killing me, and it's hot..
A bit further honey...
Can we find a shop then.. I want some ice-cream, and a jar of pickles...!
Yeah yeah, I'll pull over at the next rest stop..

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A few hours later Joseph pulled over under the shade of an olive tree....

I can't believe they were closed.. I'm starving, bored, and my bum really really hurts...!
Honey, just hold on we'll be there soon okay...!

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Finally, Bethleheisley..
Thank goodness, I thought we'd never get here.. I need a bath..
Right well let's find a place to lodge then...
Oh no.. Aaagh, you better hurry.. I think my water just broke...!

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:16 am

You will have to excuse me as I have to go change my underwear now...

:haha4:

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:35 am

Well that certainly woke Joseph up! Great tunics, did you make them?

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:52 am

Hehehe.. Thanks..
Mary's outfit is one I made for Chole years ago, and Josephs is one of Mr skywalkers..

Mr Franz · Post by **Mr Franz** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 2:32 pm

WOW!

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:41 pm

This is great Ozzie, especially the effort working around the recovery issues to mate,

So better be mindful.

In 2000 years time, when some future archeologist or the new resident race on the planets, digs up this post, chances are a belief system with script or Hologram my be written starting with

Almost 4020 years ago, a young girl by the name of Mary was heading out....

keep it coming...I have no idea how this will end up

Merry XMAS to all!

Anung

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:31 pm

great story so far ozzy glad you are feeling well enough to make this story.

carlys_guy

Dees luver · Post by **Dees luver** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:57 pm

Very very cool! Bravo! Bravo! Well done Olman!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:56 am

In the year 4020.. My goodness, Do you think the planet will last that long Anung...

Thanks Carly, I'm feeling much better...

And thanks to Mr Franz and Dees luver for dropping by, hope you have a laugh..

Ozzie's Christmas story.. Part 3, No room...!

After arriving at Bethleheisley Joseph and Mary set about finding a place to stay, the baby
was not going to wait....

Sorry, we're all booked out.. Come back in a few weeks...

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I think we made a mistake coming here Joseph, It's so busy.. They're all full...
Don't worry Mary, we'll find a hotel soon..
Aaaghh, another contraction..

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But Sir we really need a room, the baby won't wait..
Look, I told you the place is full.. You couldn't have come on a worse weekend..
Besides we don't serve your kind here, humans are too much trouble...!
Come on Mary were not welcome here, let's try the next place..

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Excuse me Sir can you spare us a room, anything will do..?
I'm having a baby, and it's coming soon..

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Hrmmm, a baby you say..
Yes.. A baby..
Is it human..?
Well yes sort of, but not exactly.. It's hard to explain...!

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Well babies are too messy, especially human ones.. I can't help you..
But sir, we have nowhere to go...
Go away, I can't help you...!

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No one will help us.. What are we going to do..? I feel dizzy.. I need to lay down..
There is one more place Mary.. Just hold on Okay..?
I'll try darling..

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Will they find a place to stay.. Umm.. Erherm, I think we know the answer to that one..

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:15 am

Wow and I thought I knew this story. Obviously it's all alien to me.

Hrmmm, a baby you say..
Yes.. A baby..
Is it human..?
Well yes sort of, but not exactly.. It's hard to explain...!

So Shakespearean!!