You might have a doll addiction problem if......

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Forgot the most important one
...When having sex with a real woman, you pull her legs up one at a time.

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Your dolls dress better than you do!

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Booty Call Dolls wrote:Your dolls dress better than you do!
My dolls have way more clothes than I do :haha4:

You might have a doll addiction problem if..
your waiting for a doll to arrive and your thinking of ordering another before the first one arrives :roll:
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When you are out and about, you see a woman and think "Damn! she would make a great looking doll."

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If you live in 2 child size bedrooms, the 3 dolls you have take up more room then available, but you still want another.

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You might have a doll addiction problem if...... When you get your own Doll TV. :haha4:
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You can't get a good nights sleep because your back went out, and you have to sleep by yourself.

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Panther68 wrote:When you are out and about, you see a woman and think "Damn! she would make a great looking doll."
Lolll!!! Damn I feel bad! This oen actually happens to me for real!
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Boobman wrote:You might have a doll addiction problem if...... When you get your own Doll TV. :haha4:
Or you make Mad Magazine/Playboy NHRA racing advertisements.
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... you calculate expenses in number of dolls. :D

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If you can’t actually sleep well without a full size doll in bed with you.

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...if every time you see an attractive woman, you instinctively figure out which doll she most closely resembles.

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It feels perfectly natural to sleep with at least one.
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When the last time you bought a doll, you said 'that'll definitely be the last doll I know I will ever buy'

But that was what you said at least 5 dolls ago........... :roll:

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