I'm pleased to announce the latest addition to my alternative doll reality
Stephanie Apocalypse [Yes, that's pronounced Steph-fanny] - aged 26, used to be the lead singer in Kate's all girl band, the Fabulous Beavers.
Nowadays, she is quite happy working the local clubs and strip joints, where she has a unique solo act singing and playing with her dancing ferrets.
Stephanie has a good pair of lungs on her, and her lips are so versatile that she can suck a ripe banana out of its skin without having to peel it with her fingers, apparently.
When she isn't joining in with kate, sharing their playing of the pink oboe, or lubricating shafts, Steph cooks a lot and can be found sliding the bread in her oven, dipping the salami into the honey pot or getting a cream topping on her beef curtains.
