Smoke's Guide to: " The Wait ".

Smoke · Post by **Smoke** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:28 am

Ok. I have had " The Wait " Several times in my Doll Buying Career. I would like nothing better then too pass along some useful tips that may help you get though the long grueling days while waiting for your guy too arrive.This has been tried and true method of coping with long periods of wasted " Wait " Time. Guys seem to think it works and I can't see why you ladies won't find this useful.

Now remember this is a guideline only and results may vary and are subject to the individual.

#1: Drink large quantities of beer.
#2: Bottled only beer. No Cans.
#3: Drink more beer!
#4: Save ALL beer caps.!
#5: Yeah! Thats Right! Every... Single.. ONE!
#6: Tile floor in living room with said beer caps.
#7:Rip out living room Carpet if required before commencing tile operation.
#8: See If Beer cap tiling can be completed before guy arrives.... PRICELESS.!
#9: Remember!.. No importing of friends beer caps unless drank on the premises!!

Now remember that this is a guideline only. Substitutions may be made for your favorite beverage or room that may be in desperate need of flooring.... Yeah and I mean desperate!. Wine corks may be subject to splitting and may not prove too be as durable... BUT HEY!! Guideline only.

I'm only trying too make the wait as painless as possible ladies.. I hope this helps..

Smoke!

Post by **RainLover** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:38 am

Dollarhyde · Post by **Dollarhyde** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:42 am

Hummmm

I'll have to test that theory one day...

john1972 · Post by **john1972** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:50 am

You do know that someone will probably do this now lol
Or have allready done it someplace ..
So tell us, Do you work for a beer company?

Post by **brigittes hubbie** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:59 am

Hi smoke,
great idea, I´m just thankful that I don´t have to wait anymore on my cute Brigitte.
Chris

Smoke · Post by **Smoke** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:54 pm

john1972 wrote:You do know that someone will probably do this now lol
Or have allready done it someplace ..
So tell us, Do you work for a beer company?

No I don't work for a beer company per say. I do support several though!

shimu3z · Post by **shimu3z** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:25 pm

Smoke,
Thank you for the tip!!! Since I am waiting for my guy I may be drowning in beer!!!! But at least I'll get a new floor. Is that being floored by the beer?

ShadowCat · Post by **ShadowCat** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:58 pm

It reminds me a bit of the Bagger Dave's radio commercial where he says " One beer, two beers, three beers, floor. . ."

MannequinFan · Post by **MannequinFan** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:03 pm

What if I already have my floor tiled with beer caps?

Smoke · Post by **Smoke** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:08 am

MannequinFan wrote:What if I already have my floor tiled with beer caps?

Your house has a roof doesn't it?.....

Disclaimer!

Smoke accepts no responsibility for any personal injury death or property damage that may result from impaired roof tiling. Please tile responsibly

lvveedub · Post by **lvveedub** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:06 pm

310smokeme says:
No I don't work for a beer company per say. I do support several though![/quote]

i hear ya!

shimu3z · Post by **shimu3z** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:47 am

My wait is over, Smoke, but boy did I get a lot done waiting!

Lemminkainen · Post by **Lemminkainen** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:17 pm

310smokeme wrote:Now remember this is a guideline only and results may vary and are subject to the individual.

So, tiling with my moonshine mason jar lids is okay then, right? I'm saving for a PIB, so I might be able to do the living room and kitchen too. :drinking:

shimu3z · Post by **shimu3z** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:56 pm

Lemminkainen wrote:
310smokeme wrote:Now remember this is a guideline only and results may vary and are subject to the individual.
So, tiling with my moonshine mason jar lids is okay then, right? I'm saving for a PIB, so I might be able to do the living room and kitchen too.

Keep at it. It 's amazing how much you'll accomplish!