Dear Ms. Tano, I don't recall making your acquaintance at any point, although that doesn't mean much. I'm extremely innocent! However, I recognize you from somewhere and I've received some documentation which states July 23rd is your birthday, and if that's not correct then please fix your profile. Please celebrate nicely and use a designated driver and so on.
Here's an S cake.
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