BIG Muff!

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:50 pm

I had ordered a merkin from Ron at Wolek's Famous Moustache Parlour and it came today. I think there's enough to do at least two girls. It measures 5x7" but looks like the real deal.

No instructions so, I assume you can just use some Spirit Gum and either put it on your girl or on the back of the merkin once cut the way you want it. It's a big bush no doubt about it! I had to get my girl to hold it in place since she was standing so I could get some pics.

I'm not sure how to go about this whether it matters or not if she has her legs open fairly wide or more closed. If fitted with the legs open then when you put the legs closer together looks like it would bunch it up.

MoneyMike · Post by **MoneyMike** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:29 pm

That's some bad bush! Would need a compass & map to traverse that forest.

j/k
You could also try clear double sided adhesive strips, may be more safer than chemicals.
How big were you planning her muff to be? Me I like a small landing strip

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:58 am

Not sure about the size but pretty much "normal". It's way too wide and need to trim off the sides a bit. It should start some 5-6 inches below the belly button and once I get her on her back can tell more about how far back it goes.

For muff divers it could be a nightmare.

Zippy81 · Post by **Zippy81** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:02 am

lol :p does look fairly realistic as far as sparseness and appearance of the hair goes! How much does such an item cost? I'd considered punching hairs but I think that route is likely better!

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:10 am

I believe I got it from Ron for $21.

http://www.mustacheparlor.com/

It's more sparse that the one I saw and the reason I bought it.

viewtopic.php?f=100&t=79794&p=1206685&h ... n#p1206685

Dollpimp2018 · Post by **Dollpimp2018** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:43 am

interesting, let us know how will you glue it on place.

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:56 am

I'll probably use the Spirit Gum. I have some I had ordered while waiting on the merkin to get here. I think Mr Franz in making his own used Elmer's.

Zippy81 · Post by **Zippy81** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:35 pm

I took a gander at the moustache page but didn't see any muffin wigs for sale lol is it like a made to order kind of thing?

swivelthumb · Post by **swivelthumb** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:40 pm

I was expecting a doll with a distortion pedal.

sture · Post by **sture** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:43 pm

Zippy81 wrote:I took a gander at the moustache page but didn't see any muffin wigs for sale lol is it like a made to order kind of thing?

http://www.mustacheparlor.com/merkins

Zippy81 · Post by **Zippy81** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:48 pm

sture wrote:
Zippy81 wrote:I took a gander at the moustache page but didn't see any muffin wigs for sale lol is it like a made to order kind of thing?
http://www.mustacheparlor.com/merkins

ah ha! It was behind the secret door! lol Thanks Sture!

Mr Franz · Post by **Mr Franz** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:01 pm

ColColt wrote:I'll probably use the Spirit Gum. I have some I had ordered while waiting on the merkin to get here. I think Mr Franz in making his own used Elmer's.

Damn, fire up the string trimmer and have at it!

BTW, here's the tutorial for the merk I made. viewtopic.php?f=6&t=99785

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:59 pm

Zippy81 wrote:I took a gander at the moustache page but didn't see any muffin wigs for sale lol is it like a made to order kind of thing?

It's under "Facial Hair"...drop down menu and Merkin is the last one showing.

http://www.mustacheparlor.com/merkins

Aha...I see someone beat me to it already.

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:00 pm

Mr Franz wrote:
ColColt wrote:I'll probably use the Spirit Gum. I have some I had ordered while waiting on the merkin to get here. I think Mr Franz in making his own used Elmer's.
Damn, fire up the string trimmer and have at it!

BTW, here's the tutorial for the merk I made. viewtopic.php?f=6&t=99785

Hedge trimmers may be easier and quicker.

Yep, need go go back and read that again.

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:20 pm

I've been a little hesitant to try this so far. I guess it's because I'm a tad unsure of the best way to apply this Spirit Gum. I assume you should clean the area of powder first and that's going to leave her tacky.

Then, whether to put the gum on back of the merkin first or directly on her-paint a lot or just in spots?