Ideas for delivery cover up :)

DrSakamoto · Post by **DrSakamoto** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:18 am

Hi

My doll is scheduled for delivery next week

Problem is there may be family members around. Any ideas what I can say it is....needs to be something cheap as they think I’m skint at the moment.

Cheers

Pinocchio · Post by **Pinocchio** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:28 am

A bookcase?

I dunno...

DrSakamoto · Post by **DrSakamoto** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:31 am

Not bad

grimreefer24601 · Post by **grimreefer24601** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:31 am

I used car parts as an excuse, but I know how to fix cars, and was acyually working on my Tiburon at the time.

RGC_0767 · Post by **RGC_0767** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:34 am

If you have a shop?
My lame excuse for a long rectangle box coming in was roller stands for a table saw. They're steel, they're heavy.

Lying sucks, but the things we do for fun. lol

DrSakamoto · Post by **DrSakamoto** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:42 am

Hmmmm, I’ve got a telescope and often said I could do with a new case. Might be a bit big and heavy for that though?

djcdoll · Post by **djcdoll** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:46 am

How about:
gym equipment, clothes rack, flat pack furniture, garden furniture, car parts, car roof rack, garage storage equipment, shelving,
kitchen equipment, bathroom equipment, rolled up rug, photographic lighting and equipment, camera tripod, telescope, sex doll with big tits!!!

DrSakamoto · Post by **DrSakamoto** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:54 am

Flat pack furniture or telescope case are the two best contenders I think.... as I say it needs to be something pretty cheap as they think I’m skint at the moment....which is kind of true because I’ve just bought a sex doll

Mr Franz · Post by **Mr Franz** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:48 am

Neighbor, co-worker, friend is going on vacation and asked if he could have this delivered here until he gets back. I think it's an old grandfather clock or something.

DrSakamoto · Post by **DrSakamoto** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:19 pm

Thanks

Think I’ve thought of a good one...ex found some of my stuff in the loft and has packaged it up and sent it to me

Dollover2000 · Post by **Dollover2000** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:10 am

Personally, I like the grandfather clock idea.
It’s quick, clean, right to the point,
And can end the conversation as soon as it begins.
You bring up your ex and.....?

Wight · Post by **Wight** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:29 am

I had an explanation ready: art supplies from China - canvases and frames. The box may have chinese text visible. The art angle is good because non-artistic people don't ask more. Sometimes when I don't want visitors, I just tell there's an unfinished project going on in my place.

ColColt · Post by **ColColt** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:29 am

Couple of pre-70's Advent Legacy speakers.

DrSakamoto · Post by **DrSakamoto** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:06 pm

Like the ideas....it’s got to be something that they are not interested in. Hence I think the ex idea might still work as I can pretend I’m precious over it or something, and don’t want them to see it / or feel hurt about it or something

Muninn · Post by **Muninn** » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:08 pm

grimreefer24601 wrote:I used car parts as an excuse, but I know how to fix cars, and was acyually working on my Tiburon at the time.

Ha, funny I did the same - I was restoring my old van at the time, so just said it was an exhaust and some other enginey bits I could only get from the Far East. Didn't quite have the balls to get the package delivered to my office as I normally did with parcels though.