"Jessica's Big Droid".

[LoneRanger]

Yeah Right!!!

Nice to see my favorite couple not being chased, shot at or in any other form of danger!! Now close the curtains, turn out the lights and...cough...play cards!

[carlys_guy]

nice pics you would think he was a virgin or something. real nice backgrounds and window shots. hope smokey is alright and isn't burning anything down.

carlys_guy

[OlmanOz]

I think our couple maybe be just a little more naive than we expected..

Chapter Nine. Honeymoon hijinks.. Part 5, What do I do.?

I have had enough of cards darling.. We've been playing for hours..
Let's do something else..
Like what..?

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Ummm... We could umm... You think of something.?
Err.. I know, I'll go take a shower..
Um right, okay.. I'll go watch some tv then..
Right..

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Oh crap.. What the hell do I do.. Come on answer Dick..

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Hey, what's up little bro..? Do you have a big smile on you face yet..
Hehehe..

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Dick you have to help me.. I've never been with a woman before, what
the hell do I do..?

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Chloe it's awful.. We were on the bed playing cards and now he's in
the shower.. I never done it before.. I'm still, well you know.. What
do I do Chloe..?

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Relax Melody, he's a man.. Once he sees you naked he'll know what to do..!
Naked.. You mean I have to take my clothes off.?
Aaagh, well it would certainly help, and you are married..
Oh goodness..

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But Chloe, I haven't been naked in front of a man before, how embarrassing..
Well except Harrison's brother..
What, his brother..?
Yes, at the billabong with Gyn Bottle.. Dick was in his airplane.. We waved
at him but forgot we were naked..
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Oh I see.. Hehehe.. Well if that helps just do that again..
Well okay, I guess I could..

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Dude calm down, just take ya pants off and jump on her.. You'll soon
figure it out.. She's a grown woman..

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But what if... You know... She sees It standing up..
THAT'S WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.. Where have you been for the
last ten years.?
Well I was stuck in my display box, in Ozzies spare room.. I've never
been alone with a naked woman before..!
Oh right, yeah I forgot.. Well just change under the sheets then..
You'll be fine..
Well okay.. I guess..?

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[LoneRanger]

So what do I do? How the hell do I know...it's been so long (I wish).....Maybe play the Ace of Spades??

Talk about being naive.... geesh

I don't know wether to laugh or cry at this one, poor Harrison...

[carlys_guy]

good chapter but who would believe they were both still virgins? great pics ozzy.

carlys_guy

[carlys_guy]

maybe they should watch a porn flick to get some ideas on what to do. of course no one says sex is totally needed any way cuddling and companionship is just as important if not more so.

carlys_guy

[hollows+fentiman]

He can’t be a real man....! Mind you, I should think Melody getting undressed should do the trick!

Great episode mate!

[OlmanOz]

Chapter Nine. Honeymoon hijinks.. Part 6, No peeking.!

Okay, thanks for the advice Chloe.. I better go, he just got out of the
shower and ran back to the bedroom..

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Harrison, what on earth are you doing with that sheet..?
Who me.. Errr.. umm.. I um,... I'm getting ready to um, well you know.?
Oh right.. I see.. So um... I'll undress then..

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Right, okay.. I'll um, take my undies off... But don't look..
Oh no no.. I won't look..

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And no peeking at me either..
Of course not dear, my eyes are closed..

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Melody's heart started to beat very fast.. She took a deep breath....

Okay, I'm ready.. You can open your eyes now, but don't laugh.. I've
never been naked in front of a man before..
I won't laugh honey..

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Oh my..! Melody... your.. Your.... "Gulp"..
Do I look horrible.? said a very shy Melody hiding behind her long hair.

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No no your not horrible.. Your um.. Erherm.. Your making me arrgh..
Well you can look if you want.. replied Harrison dropping the sheet.
Oh I see... I didn't know it could point that way..?

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They both stood in silence starring for what seemed like forever.. Neither one
knowing what to do next.... Then Melody looked out the window...

Um....
What are you doing.?
I'm waving at your brother..

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WHAT........ MY BROTHER..?

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Is Harrison's brother really outside..
Will this awkward encounter end in disaster and ruin the honeymoon.?
Tune in tomorrow...

[LoneRanger]

OMG that was hilarious!! The sheet picture would be perfect in the Halloween costume monthly (hint, hint...got some other angles you didn't use ) contest!!

Now I won't say it but I can't wait for the coming episode!!

What a dick, I said it!!

Oh well I'll just go whack myself silly!!

Excellent Photos by the way!!

[hollows+fentiman]

Great episode mate! Sounds like Chloe’s advice might cause a bit of a problem though!

[carlys_guy]

nice chapter ozzy melody should have had a long talk with chloe, natalie and sally before the honeymoon. harrison should have been watching lots of porn before it as well.

carlys_guy

[OlmanOz]

Hehehe.. Lets just see what unfolds shall we..?

Chapter Nine. Honeymoon hijinks.. Part 7, Gone to heaven.!

Harrison grabbed the sheet and covered himself again....

What the hell is my brother doing outside.? yelled Harrison rushing to the window.

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But honey your broth.../
Aaaghh.... "rRRip"..

In his haste Harrison tripped over the sheet, pulling the curtain down as he fell....

Harrison..!

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Are you okay darling.?
Errrgh... I'll be fine.. Not so sure about the curtain or the sheet though.?

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I tried to tell you your brother was not outside..
Then why did you say you were waving at him..?
Because I was shy and I didn't know what to do.. I kind of froze, So I
started waving like Chloe suggested..

Melody explained the whole story....

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And then Harrison set about fixing the curtain..

Well it's not broken, it just came off the hangers.. But I can't reach it..
Aaaghhh, come on.. Just a little bit higher..
Careful darling that stool is not very stable..

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I'll be okay.. I can reeeeach..... Aaaghhh...! "CrAsh"....
"ScREeAm"..!

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Harrison fell right on top of Melody and suddenly they found themselves
touching in places they had never touched before..!

Oh Harrison...

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Oh Melody...

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Oh Harri.../ "aaahh"..!!

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Melody..
Yes darling.?
I love you..
I love you more Harrison..

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Sorry folks.. The rest is....

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But some time later....

So that's what we've been missing out on.. Did we die and go to heaven..?
Yes dear, I think we did..!
Darling..? asked Melody
Yes dear..?
Can we do it again..?

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[LoneRanger]

It's about God Damn time!! Woo Hoo!!

[hollows+fentiman]

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Very amusing and ‘satisfying’ ending!