"Jessica's Big Droid".

scooter_ca · Post by **scooter_ca** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:57 am

I've been away so still commenting on the end of the last chapter.
BRAVO !!!
That was truely an epic ending. I loved it so much.

The ending brought back memories.
Long Live Dorothy. The witch is dead.

Then it dawns on me that this is OlmanOz posting this.
Deep run the layers of humour in this young Aussie.

Oz. Some of your pictures just take my breath away.
The final scene is fabulous. So much drama and emotion out of such little actors.

Thanks,
scooter
p.s. I'll be away for a few weeks so no more comments from me until October.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:01 am

Thanks Scooter.. Your comments are much appreciated.. It is certainly not the end..
At least if you are away then when you return there will be lots more to read..

(a whole new adventure is about to start)..

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:18 am

Chapter eight.
My big droid..! Part 3, Hurry up..!

Jessica has k2's memory chip in her hand, the moment of truth has arrived..
Will installing the chip work.? She is very nervous....

Come on Jessica hurry up.. We can't wait much longer..! said Charlie.
Okay.. I'm ready, but first I'd like to say a big thank you..

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First of all I need to Thank Ted who built k2 not once but twice.. It was
because of you that our adventure began..
Well the other droids helped too..
Yes of course..
(If you have never read the backstory to "Jessica's big droid" and would like to, it's called "My teddy bear
won't talk to me". Start from this link on page 27. This is the where the story as we know it really begins..
Ted is about to be kidnapped by storm troopers as punishment for stealing k2's blueprints)..
viewtopic.php?f=11&t=77576&p=1024882Mea ... 1#p1024882
Secondly I need to thank Chloe my best friend.. When Ted got kidnapped
she never gave up finding him.. It was because of her quest that I met k2
and we fell in love..
You risked your own life to help me too Jessica..

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I also need to thank Charlie.. She introduced us to Han who gave us
passage into space, and Sam who was ultimately responsible for blowing
up the deadly star and keeping earth safe.. And may I add we saw their
own love affair blossom..Hehehe..
Thanks Jess, we all needed each other..

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And a big thanks goes to 3p0 and r2 who found k2's old body, retrieved
his chip, and bought it safely back to earth..
Oh your welcome Miss Jessica..
Breepp bripp boop bop..!
r2 says it was our pleasure..

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And we all know there was plenty of other people who helped us that
could not be here today, I hold them all close to my heart.. So without
further ado let me unveil Teds handiwork..

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Jessica pulled off the tarpaulin and saw k2's new body for the first time....

Oh my goodness.. Ted he is beautiful.. a little tear appeared in Jessica's eye.
Oh miss Jessica.. He's.. He's... for the first time ever 3p0 was speechless.

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He's big.. My heart is beating so fast...!

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Okay.. Where does the chip go.. Is that the correct slot 3p0..?
Yes Miss Jessica, just push it in..
Right.. It's time to turn him on then..

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Everyone was nervous.. Jessica flicked the switch....

OMG... What's going on..? It's not working..!

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Nooo... This can't be happening.. The chip, it's no good..!
Aaaaghh.... I can't take it anymore...

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In the blink of an eye the mood in the room changed...
Can they find the fault, or is this truly the end ..?
Tune in tomorrow..!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:48 am

Is this were someone asks the basic help-desk question "Did you turn the power switch on?"

Hope this is not a spoiler alert...

That K2 is a magnificent figure! I sure hope he comes to life as that would be one heck of a waste as a paper weight (anyone remember those?)....

For having issues with your video equipment those are some pretty convincing photos!!

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:07 pm

oh no more cliff hangers carly is searching for her guns and mumbling about going back to ozland to sort things out i'm trying to calm her down don't know how long i can do it.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:39 am

You may be onto something there Lone...

As far as issues go, turns out my old camera may even be
better for doing gifs because of the image stabiliser, you be the judge...?
Hope Carly doesn't burst a blood vessel. You better give her a bigger box of pretzels and chewinggum..!

Chapter eight.
My big droid..! Part 4, Whoops..!

I can't breath.... "Haahh gasp"..!
Jessica, try to relax.. With everything we have been through I'm sure
this is just a minor glitch.. Ted will sort it out.. said Sam.

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I don't understand.. I've tested it a dozen times, he should be working..!

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Mmmm.. Perhaps that old memory chip is not compatible with the new
upgraded model..
Oh Ted, don't tell me we need a new chip to.. Where on earth, or should
I say space will we get one of those..?
Wait on Chloe.. Let me run one last diagnostics check...

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MmmHm.. Uaha.. Mmhm.. uahaa.. yep,, Mmhm.. Uahaa... Oh right..!
What is it Ted.. Can you see the problem..?

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Aagghh.. hehehe.. erherm, "WHOOPS".. Umm, I um, I forgot to change
the fuel cell..! said Ted going red in the face. His battery is flat..! Sorry about that..
Oh Ted.. You scared me..! everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

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Ted changed the fuel cell....

Okay let's try it again.. Please work this time..
Come on Miss Jessica.. I can't wait any longer.. said 3p0 with gleaming eyes.

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Hold on 3p0, here goes..
Oh my.. This is so exciting..

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For the second time Jessica flicked the switch.. k2 powered up.. He lifted his
head, blinked and looked around the room....

Where am I.. And who are you people..?

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k2.. It's me...Jessica, don't you remember..?
What is a Jessica..? And are you referring to my serial number..?

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k2 stood up....

I am serial number K-2-S-O.. upgrade-2.. Servant to Lord Vader..!
Nnoooo.. He doesn't remember..!

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After all that is k2's memory chip corrupted.?
Will they have to shut him down before he kills them.?
Find out in the next teeth gritting episode...

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:44 am

Wonderful posts!

Perhaps k2’s brain needs to reboot and he needs a neuralizer (Men In Black style!)? Sounds like Ted’s got his work cut out building one of them!

Cheers, Hollows.

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:08 am

That is a pretty intimidating droid there. I sure hope he doesn't rip them all to pieces before he gets his memory back

Now I will be hiding under my bed till everything is safe again...

PS: See it was the power source...50 years in data processing here and I still got it!!

:haha4:

0osik · Post by **0osik** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:44 am

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:53 pm

good thing i read this before i told carly you posted again i won't show her until something good happens.
he may need a smack in the head isn't that what they say to do with amnesia patients?

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:24 am

I don't think Ted would have time to build one of those nebulizers Mr Hollows.. Lone is right, better to just run and hide..!
Sorry to keep you waiting Oosik, going as fast as I can..

And yes, its a wise move to wait for this post before you tell Carly..

Chapter eight.
My big droid..! Part 5, That's imperial property..!

Jessica had installed the chip.. But k2 had introduced himself as a mere serial number,
and servant to Lord Vader..Things were not looking good....!

Hold on a minute, where did you get this.? That's imperial property..
Look, it has been stamped with a part number.. #DS622-13ss.. DS is the
code for an imperial space station.. Your in big trouble young lady..!

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However for some reason that number is strangely familiar.. Let me
search my databank.. I'll soon find out where you stole it from..!
But k2 you gave/
Silence..! Let me think...

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Mmm.. An error code.. Seems my long term storage unit needs to be reinstalled..
It suffered some kind of meltdown and is giving me the error code to reboot..
..
aSZDKLgnfd;khasfiole'saSAPK[IFRETTUI35XVC]P[ J ZCXBM5NB+9FDC6Sa/run-program/-
..
coffee-machine/blueprint/k2s0/runaway/ted-kidnap/bar-n-grill/meet-Jessica/mouldy-falcon/
spacemall/junkyard/male-upgrade/#DS622-13ss/proposal-knockback/deadly-star/separation/
new-blueprints/email-ted/sabotage-escape-pod/hallway/gunfire/emergency-data transfer/
Jessica-in-tears/oil-leak/last audio recording=#asdfkm5097;hn.h*-I'll-marry-you-dont-die/
shutdown-mode/fatal error/..

And after rebooting his data k2 fell silent and stared at Jessica.. A few moments later....

Jessica... Is that you..?

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Yes k2.. It's me... You remembered.. said Jessica with a huge smile.
It is you.. Now I remember, I'm alive.. The probability of success was
approximately negative -0.436, but you did it..!
Oh thank goodness.. exclaimed a relieved 3p0.

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Oh k2..! said Jessica with tears now streaming.

He took Jessica by the waist and lifted her high above his head...

Don't cry Jessica, you saved my life.. Thank you Jessica..
It's okay k2, they're happy tears.. And we all helped get you back..

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Look at you you Jessica, a sight to behold. The probability of anyone
being more pretty than you is exactly zero point zero..!
Oh k2, It really is you.. The old you.. Your finally back..!
Yes Jessica.. It's me.. Just like I was before, only better..

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Emotions began to run wild...

You did it Ted... You did it..
Yep, I guess so.. It's time to go, I'll get r4..

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The girls started to cry...

Here Danny, you better have one of these..
That's so sweet.. "sniff".. said Danny. They make such a lovely couple..
Charlie..
Thanks, ''sniff", Sam.. "Blubber blubber"..

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Brreeep-brroopp-biop..
Oh don't be silly r2, I am not leaking oil from my eye socket..
Welcome back k2.. Come on 3p0 and r2.. We're going..
I'm with you Chloe.. said Daisy. Bb8, quickly now..

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Come on girls, and you too Boss, lets go..

One by one the gang quietly left the room to give them time alone.. But k2 and
Jessica never heard a word. They just stood staring into each others eyes......

I love you Jessica..
And I love you k2, with all my heart..!

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hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:40 am

Beautiful photos to go with an amazing story! Well done!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:47 am

And they all lived happily ever after....or do they??

Great post and as a 50 year veteran of data processing from operator to shift supervisor to help-desk management to being the man in the glass case....you captured that whole system failure and reboot with alarming accuracy!!

Now were the heck is poor TC14 1/2 ??