"Jessica's Big Droid".

scooter_ca · Post by **scooter_ca** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:46 pm

How abut a bizzaro world where human males are captured to be sold off as sex slaves to the female population?

Would you want to be rescued by Harrison?
Think about it,
scooter

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:01 pm

hmm i wonder why no one thought of sending dannies dragon after jessica wouldn't think tuco and angel eyes would stand a chance against a dragon (dragons are bullet resistant aren't they).

carlys_guy

Post by **LoneRanger** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:32 pm

carlys_guy wrote:hmm i wonder why no one thought of sending dannies dragon after jessica wouldn't think tuco and angel eyes would stand a chance against a dragon (dragons are bullet resistant aren't they).

carlys_guy

Yes they are. Only bladed weapons with magic properties forged by Elves can pierce a Dragon's hide..

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:20 pm

i thought so i remember in lord of the rings ( old animated version ) that's how they killed the dragon had to find a missing scale and fire an arrow through that spot.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:06 am

After an extensive break and infection that affected my vision I am finally at a point where I can hopefully resume posting on a regular basis.
However due to a pre-order item I am still waiting on for my cowboy story we shall move in a different direction for now..

Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 12. Strangers in the desert, Part 5.. Important information..!

Meanwhile as the gang searches for Jessica a banged up old space ship approaches a brand new space station...!

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But first a recap....
Someone is not happy about the survival of a certain chip....
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Mozzie and Dengar head to Mozzies ship....
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Lucky lift off....
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It's about time we got here... Now do you think you can land this thing
without crashing..?

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Oh for heaven's sake.. Relax nappy head.. I'm not that bad...!

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Erherm.. Excuse me Governor Tarkin Sir.. A space ship trying to land in hanger bay
three just hit the door on the way in.. The damage is quite extensive..
Oh great.. A brand new space station and some idiot has gone and banged it up already..
How long did we have the old one for, not one scratch until, well you know.. Never mind
that..! But this one is not even a month old.. Vader will not be happy...!

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Death troop, take your squad down to the hanger, I want a full report..
And throw that damn pilot in the cell block..
Yes sir..!

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No no no.. Not another dent...
Well I did offer to drive..
Oh be quiet stinky head..
I'm just saying..!

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Maybe no one saw me hit the wall..? Come on let's just go...

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You there, your under arrest.. We are detaining you and your ship
until we have a full damage report...!

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Who me, What damage..?
Follow me, you are to be held in the cell block until further notice...!
Cell block.? But we need to see Vader.. We have some important news..
About an Imperial chip in the hands of rebels...!
Imperial chip..?
Yes, a K series droid chip..

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Squad, change of plans.. If what these men say is true we should inform the
Governor at once.. Finish that damage report, I'll take them to Tarkin myself..

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Trooper why did you bring these men back here, I asked you to detain them..?
These men claim to have news about a "K" series imperial chip in the hands of rebels Sir..
"K" series.. Is this true..?
Yes sir.. said Dengar.
On planet earth Sir, it seems that chip was not destroyed after all.. added Mozzie.

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Crewman, summon Lord Vader at once..
Me Sir..?
Yes you..
But he is in the meditation chamber.... "Gulp"...!
Oh just get going, on the double..

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hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 3:00 am

Oooops! Get the Ass Guns ready again!

Great to see you back in full working order again Oz! Great to get our comfy chairs out again and sit on the edge of our seats!

Cheers, Hollows.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 5:54 am

Thanks Mr Hollows. I'm not 100% yet but at least I will try and do some regular posting.

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:03 am

Your photos are getting better and so real it's amazing!! Your new camera / phone / teleport-er / French Maid (That last one is what you really wish it would turn into

) is really upping your game!!

I was wondering when we would get back to those 2 lunkheads, so this is exciting!

And you know how I love them Black Troopers!!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:21 am

Thanks Mr Ranger..
Yes all pictures from this point on will be taken with my new Samsung galaxy S10plus cell phone..
It does have the ability to deal with light and dark elements in the same shot much better than my S5 and has amazing clarity..
Also it has some amazing close up technology which you will see more of later..
But there are lots of features I am not happy about with this new phone/camera and still use a third party camera app to do some of my pictures.
But the main thing.. Samsung (and i hope you are listening) has reduced the max picture size from 5032 pixels (16 mega pixel) in my old S5 to max picture size of 4032 pixels (12 mega pixel) was a very bad move..

The truth is Samsung is catering more for the "selfie shots" in my opinion. all pictures look fantastic on the phones screen, but not so good on a 28 inch monitor..
In this day and age we are now seeing the emergence of 8k high definition television screens and yet they reduce the pixel size back to 12 mega pixel... I just don't get it..???

Sorry but this is a very stupid move on the part of Samsung and I am sure will prevent thousands of people from buying this camera/phone.. and yes in case you are wondering, I am a perfectionist when it comes to picture clarity/quality... especially as I am now having trouble with my eye sight..
Anyway.. as time progresses with more posting.. You be the judge...

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:18 pm

the pics look good to me but i only have a 15 inch laptop. good to have you back ozzy hope your order comes in soon.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:57 pm

Thanks Carly.
A word of warning to anyone using eBay. Before you press confirm sale check all of the fine print. And read the advert from top to bottom. eBay has no policy for pre-order sales and generally advertisers will not make it well known on the first page of the advert that it is only a pre-order. I have now been waiting for this order since December 22. eBay management has no policy for pre-orders. If the seller is dishonest or fails to send my order for some reason there goes my $289 bucks down the drain. eBay considers any sale older than 3 months to be finalised regardless of having a tracking number or not. I have contacted eBay on numerous occasions about changing their policy to include official pre-order sales but to this point my requests are falling on deaf ears. So buyers beware.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:02 am

Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 12. Strangers in the desert, Part 6.. A new man..!

A few moments ago Governor Tarkin had sent a crewman to fetch Lord Vader....

Well here goes nothing, goodbye life.. "Gulp"..!

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Erherm.. Excuse me lord Vader.. Sorry for interrupting Sir but...../
"Wheeze"... Nonsense boy, nonsense.. Come right in, you're looking at
a new man.. I'm giving away this tyrant life style.. It's time to retire..
No more of the old ways... From now on you can call me Uncle Vader..
Yes lord Vader, I mean uncle, Sir..!

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So what can I do for you son..

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It's Governor Tarkin Lord Vader Sir..
Uncle son, call me Uncle....
Yes Uncle Vader.. The Governor requires your presence on the bridge..

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Vader stood up....

Right then, lead the way son.. Let's go and find out what the Governor
wants shall we..."Wheeze splutter"..
But Uncle Vader Sir, aren’t you forgetting your helmet..?

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Oh never mind that, it's part of my new image.. To be more approachable..
The helmet was way to intimidating.. I have increased the oxygen level in this
establishment so from now on I wont need a helmet... "Wheeze splutter"..
Umm.. Yes uncle Vader.. If you say so..

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No what do you suppose can be so important as to disturb my retirement
plans..?
Well Uncle Vader sir it's..../

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A few minutes later....

Governor Tarkin my good man, This young man says you want to see
me.. What troubles your mind..?

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Erherm.. Lord Vader Sir, are you feeling okay, and where is your helmet..?
I'm a changed man Tarkin, I've done away with the helmet.. Toooo... You
know.. Dark and scary.. "Wheeze"..
But Vader Sir what about your breathing..?

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Oh never mind that, I have upped the o2 content so the air is far more
breathable in here now.. No need for a helmet anymore.. And call me Uncle....!
Right, erherm.. Okay then, Uncle "cough-cough", Vader.. Now down to business..

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These two gentleman behind me dented your brand new Death Star on
their entry to the hanger, but.../
Come come now Tarkin ol' chap.. "Wheeze", we don't call it that anymore..
From now on my new battle station will be known as "The Not So Deadly Star"..
No no, that is still a little to in your face.. How about "The Tranquil Star"..! Yes
that's it, the "Tranquil Star".. In line with my new softer image, I have decided to
retire from Tyranny..! From now on I will be far more approachable...!"Wheeze"...

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Lord Vader Sir, I think you may be suffering from extensive o2 poisoning..
May we have a word in private..?
By all means Tarkin my good man.. By all means.. "Wheeze"....

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:17 am

Oh my God that was hilarious!! I love the fact that Uncle Vader seems to have a grin from ear to ear..

This is the wackiest yet!!

"The Tranquil Star"
:haha4:

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:23 am

....I was just going to post almost the same thing but you beat me to it!

Love the twist in the story.....but will Uncle Vader remain friendly when he hears the news!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:43 am

Thanks guys, glad you got a laugh..

and thanks for the behind-the-scenes help.

Let's hope Uncle Vader does not get to carried away and start a bar or massage parlor up on the "Tranquil Star"..
Or there might be some competition to The Ranger Spacemall and the Ruby room bar n grill...
That would be awkward...