"Jessica's Big Droid".

[carlys_guy]

hope they take some guns with them, nice chapter ozzy.

carlys_guy

[LoneRanger]

Ahh..the age old common denominator...nudity... Can't lie your way thru that one can you??

K2 in that car gives new meaning to the phrase "Back Seat Driver" ..

Lovely and scenic back grounds

Peaceful and harmonious scenes..

Yawn...



Will somebody please shoot something!!

[OlmanOz]

Tut tut tut, violence violence... always with the guns... Hehehe..
I bet the LoneRanger is one of those guys who says: "If it moves shoot it..! and Carly's guy is one who says, "if it doesn't move, shoot it to see if it will move'..


Oh by the way I nearly forgot.. While we are on the "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" theme.. If you want to watch the full movie and don't have a copy,
here is some youtube links I found.. It is the full movie 2hrs-58mins with no adds. It also links to "A few dollars more" and some other classic westerns, enjoy..

I decided to add these as well..
For a Few Dollars More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIqLodn26CI

A Fistful of Dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPnr983684I

[carlys_guy]

three great westerns. i think the only eastwood movies i didn't care for were the dirty harry series and kelly's heros.

carlys_guy

[OlmanOz]

Agreed Carly...

Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind, Part 9.. Trouble of a different kind..!

Jessica and the girls head over to the billabong for a swim in her new car.. BUT MEANWHILE....

Not so long ago Mozzie and Dengar took of in his clapped out piece of junk to inform Lord Vader
that Jessica had recovered k2's chip and was rebuilding a new upgraded version....

(Recap..
Why they decided to visit Vader.. viewtopic.php?f=11&t=96837&p=1371943The ... y#p1371943
And A dubious take off.. viewtopic.php?f=11&t=96837&p=1382322My+ ... .#p1382322 ).


I knew this spaceship was a piece of crap.. Why the hell did I ever get on board.?
We've been lost for weeks, we'll never find Vaders destroyer at this rate.. I'm going
to die in this piece of junk.. *Sigh*..!
Well how was I supposed to know the navigation system wasn't working..? It was
okay when I landed on earth..
You mean crash landed you idiot..!

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Look, up ahead, another ship.. How lucky is that.? Call and ask for directions..
This is Mansonia #3, I repeat, this is the Mansonia #3, do you copy.? called Mozzie.
Hrmm.. No answer.?
Keep calling..
This is the Mansonia #3.. Requesting a sector coordinance check, do you copy.?
I repeat, do you copy.? called Mozzie again. Still nothing.?
Maybe their communications are down.. No wait on it's probably ours.. Just
land, I'm sure they will understand when they see the condition of your ship..!

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Mozzie somehow manages to land without crashing again....

Never seen anything like this before... The ship is just floating around
up here with no crew..!
Strange alright.. Let's have a look through this door, there must be
someone on board.?

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Woow.. What the hell is that.?
Beats me..?

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Hello, is anyone here..? called Dengar.
Hello.? repeated Mozzie. Nothing..
Come on lets just go.. This is giving me the creeps... Let's see if we can
find the bridge and check the sector map ..

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Good idea, there is no one here anyway..
Nope, Not one living thing..!

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But they were very wrong....!

Hiisssss...... A new host ship..

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Whatever that creature was, It found the hold in Mozzies ship....

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I'm lost, thought the bridge would be that way..?
Me too, I thought it would be this way..?
Forget it, this place is creepy.. Let's just go..
Hang on, what is that screen behind you..?

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Is that a com-link console..?
Yes, I know this model.. And it connects to the main navigation system..
I can see where we are now, Sector 250.. Come on, back to the ship..
I got my bearings now..
Glad you know how to read it..

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Geesh, never thought I be glad to be back on board this piece of junk..
That ship was creepy..!
Your so complimentary... Nappy head...!
Goggle face..
Potty pants..
Rocket nostril.. And don't hit anything on the way out either..
Okay just shut up for a minute.. I'm trying to concentrate.. The ship feels
a little heavier for some reason.?

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Why is the ship heavier, is that creature still on board, did it lay an egg in the hold..
is there more than one...?
..
..
Find out in the coming weeks..

[LoneRanger]

Holy Chit!!! That's not Batman....

Boy, I swear, that's the last time I will complain about a nice day in the country...scenic views and all!!


Just want to say one thing at this point!

Mommy!

[OlmanOz]

You might have to shout that a little louder.. No one can hear you scream in space...

[hollows+fentiman]

Look! I’m running out of clean underwear! Can you just do a shot of the girls skinny dipping for a while while I do some washing........or maybe not, I might soil some more!

[scooter_ca]

I think it was a great episode?
However, as soon as skinny dipping was mentioned, every other thought went out of my head.

Thanks,
scooter

[OlmanOz]

Just throw your undies in the dishwasher with the plates Mr "H"... Oh crap, did I say that out loud...
Take a deep breath Scooter.. hehehe... Close one eye and read it again..
Oh and the skinny dipping is coming... (as long as the girls don't catch me in the bushes with the camera)...

[OlmanOz]

Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind, Part 10.. Last one in...!

Meanwhile back on earth... As promised Jessica drove the girls to the billabong
explaining on the way how she got a brand new car so cheap....

The back seat is comfy Jess.. said Natalie stretching out a little more.
I know right.. And the front ones are electric..
Great car Jess.. Purrs like a kitten..
Thanks Danny.. It's got plenty of grunt too.. Said Jessica stepping on the gas..
Whoohoo...!

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Wow this spot is beautiful... exclaimed Danny who had never been there before..
Yes, Chloe and I come here a lot when it gets hot..

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So who's who going topless then.?
Oh I thought you were joking, just to stir up the boys..?

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Well kind of, but I do need to work on my tan..
How can you go topless anyway, your wearing a one piece..?

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No matter, I'll just take everything off.. Hehehe..?

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You two going to join me..?
I don't think so.. I never swam nude before, I'm too shy.. said Nat.
Come on Nat, it will be fun..!
Ummm.. I don't know..?

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What about you Jessica..?
Sure.. Only if Nat does..
Oh thanks..!

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But I'm not tall and slender like you guys, I don't look very good naked..
What are you talking about Natalie, your hot as..!
No I'm not.. I'm short and my bottom looks funny..
You mean short and cute.. Come on Nat, be adventurous..!
Weeell.... Okay.. But promise not to laugh..

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This is so embarrassing...
Don't be silly, you look great..!

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And no one will see but us girls, we are in the middle of nowhere.. The
place is deserted..
Yeah, well I guess so..
Okay you ready, bottoms off..!
Be at one with nature.. Feel the sand between your toes, the sunshine on
your bum, and the gentle breeze blowing across your bosom.. Queens of
the desert de robe and be free... Hehehe.. chanted Danny.

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Okay, I did it.. But don't look..
No we are not looking, are we Danny..?
No no, Not at all.. But you are hot..!
Yes, very sexy..
Really.?
Yes really..

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Come on then girls.. said Danny taking Natalie and Jessica by the hand.. You ready..?
Yep, ready when you are..
Hope it's not to cold..?
On the count of three, last one in is a rotten egg.. ONE, TWO.........

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To be continued....

[hollows+fentiman]

Aaaaaaaah! All is calm!...…………….Chris! Stop looking over my shoulder! They're over the other side of the world...….where it's nice and warm!

Great shots! Well done!

Cheers, Hollows.

[LoneRanger]

That last picture was a perfect way to end this episode....No butts about it the Girls sure do look extra fine!!

You know, this round I don't mind the lack of violence and certainly enjoy the scenery...

I must be getting soft in my old age..No, wait a minute, it's getting hard!!

[carlys_guy]

great one again ozzy just hope tuco and friend don't show up. wonder if the alien will kill the two idiots in space before they meet vader or wait until they land on vaders ship releasing havoc on the empire.

carlys_guy

[scooter_ca]

......... THREE



Disclaimer: not a selfie.