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Thanks for all your comments gentlemen.. But it seems these bads guys are never licked..!
Probably just as well your jet is out of action Carly, you might be out of your league this time around.. You would be a brave girl to take on these gunslingers...
That duct tape clip was funny Scooter.. Hehehe.. Glad he is not my mechanic..
Not sure if Harrison or Melody knows about Aeroguard Anung..? But they sure could have used some..
Ps; you last wish may come true sooner than you think..
Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind.. Part 4, Time to ride..!
Meanwhile at a little known watering hole in the middle of nowhere...
At last.. This looks like the place, I'm parched...
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These men are are going to make us rich my friend, wait here..
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Tuco, is that you.? Thats me.. Tuco Benedicto Pacifico, the one and only.. Finally you're here, I'm Mr good, come on in and meet the others..
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Guys, Tuco's here, this is Mr Bad, and Chopper...
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Bar keep, another round of beers.. Finally I get to meet you.. Thought you were long dead..? Well I'm here ain't I.?
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''Slurp''... Aaaghh, thanks for the beer.. That hit the spot.. Now forget
the small talk, what about this job, and the money..?
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This woman we are looking for killed our boss. We want her dead..! Humiliated us in front of the whole town.. Said mr Bad.. No problem, I'll take care of this woman..
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And rumor has it she has some protector now, a big droid, Isn't that
right mr Bad.. said Chopper waving his axe. What droid.? You never mentioned any droid when you asked for help.. Some Imperial model, not from this planet.. ''Sip''..
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And he's big, about eight foot tall.. Look, I'm not interested in any imperial droid, I'll find this woman for
you but that's all, and I want half the money up front..!
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Don't be quite so hasty Tuco.. You'll need to earn it first.. echoed a voice
from the stairway.
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YOU... Back from the dead.. said Tuco dropping his beer. And what the hell are
you doing here in this town..? Seems these gentlemen neglected to tell you they hired us both..! Why you no good,.. I ought to kill you right here and .../ Then you'll never find her.. I have information about the woman..
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Information.. What information.? Seems she made some friends at OutbackEisley, according to a rusty old
robot barman I ran into yesterday.. We need to go back to that town and
talk to a green fellow with a pointy head.. Time to ride gentlemen..!
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Didn't know you liked westerns Mr LoneRanger...
Lasers, bullets.. They still have the same effect Mr Hollows...
....Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind.. Part 5, To the city..!
Early next morning, Jessica sticking to her plan and the advice of the Marshall to lay low while
being hunted by gunslingers, was about to leave for the city to purchase a car for her and k2....
Nearly time to go darling, the bus will be here soon.. Do you have a jumper Jessica, it will be colder in the city than up here.. In my bag sweety.. Are you sure you don't want me to come.? No hon, it will be easier for those men to find me if you come along..
Besides, you wont fit in the bus and you might attract unwanted attention.. I guess you're right.. Well just be careful then..
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I will, Oh and you better hang on to this too, I don't want anyone asking
questions about my unusual necklace.. Yes, good idea..
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Here it comes.. Bye honey, I'll keep in touch.. said Jessica with a kiss. Take care my love, see you soon..
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After traveling all day Jessica finally made it to the city and into her hotel..
The next morning after calling k2 she went straight to the card yard....
Now, what sort of car would k2 like..? Oooh these mustangs look nice..!
Na, he would not fit inside one of those.. Hehe..
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What about a 4WD.. Hhmm..? Nup, don't need that.. If we get bogged
he can just pick it up and move it..
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Oh Wow.. A convertible.. How cool..!
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I really like this, v8, 6 speed gearbox, and k2 won't hit his head on the
roof, hehehe.. But no way I could afford that, it looks very expensive..!
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Just then the salesman came bounding over..
Well hello there pretty lady..
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I'm Eddie.. said the salesman with a typical palm down dominating handshake. Hi I'm Je.../ She sure is a beauty isn't she.? he said cutting off Jessica.
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Well yes but it's a bit to ex.../ I can just picture you cruising down the main street in this beast.. It's
got your style written all over it.. Yes but I don't think I could afford it.?
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Whoow there, hold your horses young lady.. Before we talk prices slide
into the seat and caress the leather.. See how it makes you feel..
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Well I don't really know if I should...? Jessica hesitated. But I guess just sitting
in it for a few minutes can't hurt.. That-a girl..! Sit, sit..
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I hope the seat goes back or k2 will have his knees around his chin! I’ve got my daughter’s old MX5 now and even I have to have the seat right back and I’m a shortarse!
sloppy looking salesman, she needs to say her boy friend won't fit in it. my dad knew a guy who was so fat he had the back of the seat in his truck removed so he could squeeze between the steering wheel and back of the cab. they buried him in a piano crate.
I knew a guy who was so fat that every time he came to a stop his seat would rock and eventually he found himself staring up at the sky thru his back window. His seat had popped up, bolts and all, right thru the floor and flipped the seat back into the cargo area.
That will teach me to buy a stupid foreign car...My 1971 240Z in burnt orange...Had to weld iron bars across the frame and set the bolts thru that. Good thing I lived on a street were my neighbor across the street was "Standard Welding" and a friend of the family..
Learned my lesson and traded it in on a Mustang...
Jessica's big droid..
Chapter 10. Something in the wind, Part 6.. Have we met before.?
The shifty salesman had just persuaded Jessica to take a seat in the car she can't afford to buy....
A gorgeous girl like you needs and car like this.. You know, to compliment
your personality and be the envy of all your friends..! Well it sure is comfy.. Electric seats.. And spacious interior.. Room for all your girlfriends.. Oh, and a GPS.. Yes, you will never get lost..!
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Even a self parking button.. But k2 can do that. He will just pick it up
and park it away when we go to the city.. Arrr, erherm.. Yes whatever you say miss..! said the salesman rather confused by
Jessica's comment. k2, Hrmm.. I’ve heard that name somewhere before..?
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Come to think of it, are you sure we have not met before, I never forget
a pretty girl like you.? Um.. Noooo..., I don't think so Mister Eddie..
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Wait a minute, yes now I remember.. I saw you and your friends on tv..
Something about a big mission.? Weeell..../ Yes I got it, you're one of those girls who helped save earth from the
Deadly star invasion.. Um, I guess I did play a small part in that.?
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Of course, your Jessica.. Am I correct.? Hehe, Jessica Phicen.. The one and only..!
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Well I'll be.. It's an honor to meet you miss.. You are even more stunning
in real life than on tv..said the salesman trying to sweet talk Jessica.. Why thank you Mister Eddie, your very kind..
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But I should get out of this car now.. I can't afford to purchase a new
car like this one, I only have $5000.. AFFORD...! Are you kidding me.. You know what, Today's your lucky day
Jessica.. I'm actually the owner of this business and I'm going to let you
drive this car away for only $5000.. In fact I'll make it $4999..! Hehehe.. $4999, but why.. It's brand new, it must be worth at least $50,000.?
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Forget the cost, your a hero.. I always like to help out a hero.. So it's
the least I can do.. Oh my goodness.. I really don't know what to say, I'm speechless..! Then don't say anything, it's my pleasure.. Are you sure I'm not having a dream..? No your not dreaming.. Quickly now, I'm feeling very generous today
so let's go sign the papers before I change my mind..! Well okay, as long as you are sure..!
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Eddie took Jessica into the office, she handed over $4999 cash, signed the documents
and was given the bill of sale....
Thank you very very much Mister Eddie.. Really, I'm overwhelmed.. No one
will believe I got this brand new car, and for so cheap..! Honestly, ''cough cough''.. Jessica it's my pleasure, enjoy the car and be sure
to send all your friends my way if they need a new ride..!
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Okay.. Bye Mr Eddie..! Bye now.. Enjoy that "NEW" car..! And thank you.. said Jessica as she pulled out. Dumb broad, what a push over.. And she actually thought I was doing her
a favour.. "Your a hero.. Oh thank you Mr Eddie"... Hahaha...! whispered Eddie.
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Hey Robert, you'll never guess what I just did.? No idea Boss..? Remember that crappy old convertible we traded really cheap with the dodgy
engine and faded paint job.? Oh yeah, the blue one you asked me to repaint silver and fit black seat covers.? Yeah that's the one.. Well I just sold it for twice what I paid.. The dumb broad
thought it was brand new and I was doing her a favour.. Hahaha, what a loser..!
You did a great job at fixing it up Robert.. Even I thought it looked brand new..! Aaagh Boss I didn't um, I've been busy and... I hope you don't mean the one
I just finished rubbing down, outside the wash bay near reception..?
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WHAT.. Your kidding me.. You didn't paint it yet.? Umm... Well no.. You mean I... You mean she got a.? A brand new one.? Yes, a brand new one..! Nooooooo....! Ooowh..! Just tear up the papers and tell her that one was sold already.. I can't, she signed them and left already..... Oh right, I see.. Well I do keep telling you pay more attention to which
car you're selling, instead of keeping your eyes on the pretty girls Boss.. Robert... Yes Boss..? Your fired..!
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Oz the only thing that could make seeing a used car salesman suffer like Mr. Eddie would be if he was also a lawyer!
K2 has a very lucky hottie.
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