"Jessica's Big Droid".

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:55 am

And I hear they mate with the also lovely Funnel Spiders and create all kinds of vicious varieties of insects...You know I have often wondered why Australia has such a low population rate in perspective to it's land mass.

Now I know!

More interesting and scary facts from OZ Land

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:48 am

oh no poor melody what will harrison do when he comes back? they should have brought a m16 this reminds me of the old horror movie THEM about giant ants.

carlys_guy

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:51 am

Oh Heck!

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Edit.... O.....K, I’ve just seen the gif! Fantastic! Well done!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:15 am

The nightmare has just begun Carly...

Chapter Nine. Honeymoon hijinks.. Part 10, Run for your lives..!

Melody was kidnapped by hungry ants, but Harrison is oblivious to her dilemma....

Dum de dum.. Ooh la lagh de dum.. mumbled Harrison singing through his snorkel.

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Wow, the water is crystal clear.. Melody would love to see this..
She must be getting hot by now, I'll go see if she wants to come in..

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Thats funny, she's not here..

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And all the food has disappeared.. said Harrison bending down to put on his flip flop..

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Right boys, who has the matches.. Let's get this BBQ fired up..
Yeah I'm starving..! yelled Bob.
Not so loud Bob, we don't want to wake it up before we start the fire
or it might try to escape..
Oh right.. Sorry Herbert..

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But it was to late, the noise woke her up....

Damn it.. It's awake, quick start the fire..!
What on earth..? Oh no, killer ants..

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''ScReeAmmmmm''.......

MELODY..!

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Harrison came running....

Melody..! How the..?

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Killer ants, quick help me..!
Look out.. It's another one, even bigger..

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Damn ants.. I'll fix the little buggers.. Ggrrr...
Crap, he's got a thong.. Run for your lives..!

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Take that you sods...!

''SmAcK SMaCk''....

Run boys... Runnnn.....

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You saved me again darling..
But how did you.../
I don't know honey, I fell asleep...

Poor Bob.. He didn't make it..
Haagh, The poor fella.. And the big one got away too.. I guess we'll all
have to go back to work on Monday after all Herb.. *sigh*..!
Haaa... Yes Morris, I guess so..

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:30 am

Dead Ant, Dead Ant......

I was a bit worried there for a minute...I never realized Ants were into BBQ

!!

I love the photos of Harrison swiping, I can't tell if he is or it's, well, massaged

So now I guess if you want to visit OZ Land all you need is to make sure you pack your flip flops!!

Another important fact from the OZ Land Chamber of Commerce for Tourists to be aware of!

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:36 am

Great episode mate!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:39 am

hehehe... Yes Lone your learning, to leave home without a spare pair of thongs would be suicide..

And thanks Mr Hollows..

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:08 pm

ok are they killer ants or fire ants, i mean if they are going to start fires don't they need fire ants for that? nice pics i'll tell carly to pack extra flip flops and a flame thrower if she goes back to ozland.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:09 am

Who really knows they are just big ants.. If they where fire ants them maybe Melody would not have lived to tell the tail..

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:44 am

Chapter 9. Honeymoon hijinks.. Part 11, Still traumatized..!

After yesterday's kidnapping Melody did not want to get out of bed..
It was now well into the afternoon....

It's nearly 4 o'clock Mel.. We can't stay in bed all day..

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Maybe we should go back to the beach.?
I'm too scared, what if the ants attack again.?

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They won't try that again, besides it will help you overcome your fears..
I guess so, but I'm having flashbacks to when I was known as Leslie and
enslaved on the space mall..
(Flashback, Melodies ordeal)..
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Forget it hon, your safe now.. And the mall has been liberated too..
I know but.../

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Tell you what, I know how to help you forget about it all..
Close your eyes.. said Harrison jumping up.
Okay..

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No peeking.. Are they closed..?
I'm not looking, promise..
I've been waiting for the right time to give you this..

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You can open your eyes now..

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Oh honey, it's so big.. How did you hide that from me.?
Hehehe... I stashed it in the car before we left home, and threw it
under the bed when you where in the shower.. Go on, open it..

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I wonder what it can be..? said Melody being careful not to rip the paper.

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But her excitement got the better of her and she tore it open....

Oh hon, you got me an evening dress..
Turn it over bub..

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It's beautiful.. Thank you darling, I can't wait to try it on..
Wonderful, because I'm taking you out for dinner tonight..

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And dancing.?
Of course dear..
Oh darling, Thank you.. But can we make love again first..?
**Sigh**... If you insist.. Hehehe...

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hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:49 am

NOW he’s got how to woo her!

Great episode again!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:42 am

Yes, a very nice post.....

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:38 am

oh fancy dress they need to go to the space mall and dance at the ruby lounge.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:59 am

Thanks guys, I think maybe Harrison bought it at the spacemall..

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 2:47 am

Chapter 9. Honeymoon hijinks.. Part 12, Have a girls look..!

Later that afternoon....

Honey have you seen my tie.?
It's in the lounge with your belt..
Oh right thanks..

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Right, let's try this on then..
I can't see it Mel..? yelled Harrison from the lounge.
Honey have a proper look..!
Got my belt, but can't see the tie.. Haaagh....!
Typical men.. Hehehe.. chuckled Melody. Have a girls look then..!
Honneeey..... Can you look..?
Wait a minute..

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Oh never mind, got it..
See, I told you it was there..!

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Hair, makeup, Oh and a spray of perfume.. What else do I need.?

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Are you nearly ready hon, the restaurant is booked for seven..
Nearly ready hon, just a few more minutes..
Come on honey..!
Wait..
Typical girls, take an hour to do what we blokes can do in less than
5 minutes.. Hehehe.. whispered Harrison.

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How do I look honey..?
Wow, delicious..! But something is missing.. said Harrison clipping on his tie pin.
Missing,... What..?

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This..
A second set of playing cards, what on earth do I want them for..?
Just open it..

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Oh honey, a diamond necklace.. I don't know what to say.? It's beautiful..
Just like you honey, rare, exquisite, and always sparkling..
Oh Darling, you sure know how to make a girl feel special.. Thank you..

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But why inside the playing card box..?
Well after playing cards for hours the day we arrived I knew you
would not look in there and find it..
Hehehe.. Your sneaky..
Here, let me do it up for you..

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They arrived at the seaside just as the sun began to dip below the ocean....

The restaurant is just up ahead hon, about 100 meters....(or 330 feet)