My teddy bear wont talk to me...

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:46 am

Pending arrival, part 8, the Deadly Star in sight.

The falcon enters the Deadly Stars "air space".. ..if that's possible...lol.

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Buzzers on the dash board light up....![/i][/size]
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Ok Chloe, here we go..! said Han with an air of caution.

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Captian..!..I'm picking up an Unidentified craft on the scanner.
Calling Unidentified craft. State your business. You are in a restricted flight zone.

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This I going to get "sticky" real quick.
Aaghh....Spare parts freighter requesting authority to land.

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What is your security code freighter. ..?

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Ok. ... Aaghh security code.
Try rouge teddy 1. said Chloe.
What the hell?. That will never work. ..
Oh my, I don't like this one bit. said 3p0. We are doomed..!

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Put a helmet on 3p0, that will keep us safe..! said charlie with confidence

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Just try it Han. It worked in that other movie !

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Ok, I'll give it a shot.... Um... Rouge Teddy 1...

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I'm sorry. We have no record of that code.
Umm. . We have a slight computer malfunction here, might be an old code. .*Gulp*
What is your business freighter?
Agghh. ..Spare parts delivery... Umm... for the cooling towers.
Ok. Stand in holding pattern freighter, while we check the logs.

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To be continued..!

Anglian · Post by **Anglian** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:19 am

Oh Oh looks like the Finale to this epic tale may be fast approaching..........or not !

Post by **LoneRanger** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:48 am

Should said it was a beer delivery for the troopers mess hall. They would already have been on board all ready!!

Love it!!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:00 pm

Dam..it. ...
Why didn't I think of that. .who knows. They could have been home already. .!

ARK ANGEL · Post by **ARK ANGEL** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:10 pm

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Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:15 am

OlmanOz wrote:Dam..it. ...
Why didn't I think of that. .who knows. They could have been home already. .!

Ozzy

You have forced me to take drastic measures here if you forgot about the beer mate.

For future refernece...

and the full film of Star wars Downunder version if you have a spare half hour. It is hysterical and pulls the piss hard!

This is some seriously funny fanfilm stuff that is really well made.

Anung

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:44 am

lol... that looks funny Anung. I'll have a look at the full 1/2 hour one when I get some time.
They obliviously have tons of cash for computer equipment and heaps of time... Probably someones University project??

Pending arrival, part 9, taking too long..!

Excuse me Sir.
Yes captain, what is it.
We have a report of an unidentified freighter trying to land with an unknown security code sir.

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Aagh yes. Mr Fettacheese here has just informed me that will be the Millennium Falcon captain. I want them obliterated as soon as possible.
Yes sir, at once sir.

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Gunner. Orders are to obliterate that freighter.
Yes sir. On the double sir. I'll energize the guns immediately..!

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YEAH...Finally, some action..
Join the military and all I do is sit here staring at a stupid computer screen.
And with this dumb bucket on my head making my scalp itch..!
Hehehe, finally I get to shoot something...Oh Yeah..!

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Aagh captain. There you are. There will be a freighter attempting to land here soon.
I want to be the first to be informed when it arrives.. said director Cracdick trying to assert his authority.

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You mean the Millennium falcon Sir.
Indeed I do captain. Indeed I do.
Aaggh...But Director Cracdick sir. The order has already been given to blow it up..!

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By Governor Tarkin sir..
DAMN IT.......GRRRRR.. Curse it all.. why that... Stealing my thunder again... GGrrrrrgghhh...
It was my turn to impress Vader. Why that miserable....
Erherm... Are you ok sir. Would you like to sit down. Do you need your medication?

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Meanwhile back on the falcon...
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I don't like this one bit Chloe. It's taking to long. Something must be wrong?

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And in the game room..
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Miss Jessica, we will be landing soon. Can I speak to you for a moment?
Of course k2.
In case we go into battle there is something I would like to say.
Yes k2, what is it. Are you afraid.?

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It's ok to be afraid k2.
No miss Jessica. It's not that. Well,... it's more something I would like to ask really.
What k2..What?

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Well..Umm..err...

Post by **LoneRanger** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:57 am

Are you going to leave us hanging on. What is that penetrating question? I hope she has a firm grasp of the situation! Hope K2 is not to hard on poor Jessica!!

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:59 am

is there a marriage proposal coming? could be interesting what will vader think when he learns his ex is about to be blown up?

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:02 pm

Sorry about the cliff hanger..lol
Well if all goes well we will find out tomorrow. .!

Virgin_Doll · Post by **Virgin_Doll** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:32 pm

Spoilers alert..........Maybe k2 is in love with Jessica.

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:27 pm

i think the loneranger has writers block haven't seen any thing new on his end of the story in a while.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:37 am

If you think you have seen The Last of The Lone Ranger or the space mall think again. He has been busy building a new set. I have seen his behind-the-scenes pictures of the new soon to be opened nightclub bar he is building.. an extraordinary set.

I will be sure to post any links so you can all see it. Once he has put it online.

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:17 am

Ashaki has just put on her combat trousers and the others are hiding under the quilt!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:02 am

Pending arrival, part 10. The burning question..!
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K2 what are you doing on the floor..?
Miss Jessica........... I love you......... Will you marry me?

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There was a long pause...

Oh k2... I don't know what to say..!
It's a stainless steel nut ring Jessica.
I wanted titanium, but I could not find one on the mall with such short notice.
It's beautiful.

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K2 I care for you very much. But if I married you how could we make love,... or have children?
Iv'e already thought about that Jessica. That's why I went to the scrap yard at the space mall.

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k2 pressed a button and a little door opened revealing his tool.

I made this for you but Iv'e been keeping it a secret.
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Oh my goodness. It certainly looks big and very hard..!

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But k2, I'm a woman. I need something soft to the touch, and more gentle..!
Oh. Then perhaps my research was wrong?

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I thought all women liked it that way?
K2 it's not about the size or how hard it is. It's just that I'm a woman and well,.....your a robot.

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Oh....I guess my feelings must have corrupted my calculations.
I over estimated the probability of you saying yes...!
Please keep the ring miss Jessica.
Oh k2.....
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I'm sorry..!