My teddy bear wont talk to me...

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:14 pm

Hey, busy here! Whats so important!!

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No shit!! Ted took a mental dump and flushed the Emperor!! All for a naked human (shutter) female!!!

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Fuck this shit...I'm going back to hell were I belong.

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Wonderful turn of events and who could of guessed that it would end like this

(almost - still got some loose ends)

Thanks!!!!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:18 pm

Oh and CONGRATULATIONS for achieving 100 pages of Insanity and Entertainment!!

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:23 pm

F***ing brilliant Oz! That’s all I can say!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:30 pm

*sigh*...I'm pooped... What a weekend....
thanks guys...

looks like the empeor was not the only one taking a dump.... lol

Poor sporny boy.... hehehe....

Oh and 100 pages. ...hehe. I didn't even notice. .

0osik · Post by **0osik** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:57 pm

Thank Gawd that a Honey Pot always beats Galactic Honey.

100 pages makes this an Epic Saga, and a well written one at that

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:50 pm

i knew boobs would work great post ozzy but what about the others, and the tie fighters? carlys trigger finger is getting itchy and she wants to shoot something.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:50 pm

Thanks Oosik. Appreciate your coments. .
It is the end by no means. ..!
TDF is still under attack, Sam and Charlie are setting explosives, all the droids are lost and Nat is arguing with her ex husband. ..Lord Vader. .!
So stay tuned to find out if they make it out of the deadly star alive and if earth survives. .....!
If it dosent you will soon know....hehe.
My next post will look like this...

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Virgin_Doll · Post by **Virgin_Doll** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:45 am

I especially liked this sentence "The darkside is no match for the power of these babies ..!"
Now I finally know why the dark side has no grip on me .... all power to the headlights

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OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:51 am

hehehe... thanks VD...

Anglian · Post by **Anglian** » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:45 pm

Just popping in to say congrats on reaching 100pages and well done Chloe for bringing Ted to his senses.
An update for you as of this moment there are no Thie fighters in sight in the skies over the Canary Islands.

Over and out.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:09 pm

Rescue.. Do or die. Part 6.. Ready to blow ..!

While Chloe was in a battle for her life with Dark Trump, Sam and Charlie had crawled through the cooling shaft to reach the reactor and set explosives.
Objective.....Blow up the shaft, cut off the air flow, over heat the reactor, and boom..!

Sam reached into his bag and pulled out the ammo box.

Ooooh Sam. You look so hot handling that explosive..!
Keep your mind on the job Charlie. The others are counting on us.
"Eye-eye" captain... Agent Charlie ready for "Operation blow job"...! hehehe....

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Charlie be serious. Here, hold this...
Is it safe? I wouldn't want it to blow prematurely Sam.
MMMM.....Trust me Charlie. Trust me.
Is that all we need. It's so small for a big blow job? asked Charlie holding back her giggles.

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Sam was not wise to Charlie's jokes..

No, we'll use a few sticks of military grade dynamite too. replied Sam trying to maintain his focus.

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He bound it all together.

And some Semtex I bought from Sargent Jones on the space mall, his own personal blend. It's in the ammo box Charlie..
(Sams meeting with the Sargent... viewtopic.php?f=11&t=77576&p=1095756&hi ... x#p1095756 )
Oh this stuff..?

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Blah....its all soft and floppy... hehehe..
It might be soft Charlie but it packs one hell of a punch, more than enough to blow this joint.

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While Sam set the explosives in the cooling shaft control panel Charlie "played" with the plastic explosive..

Ok, hand me the semtex Charlie......What the..?
Hehehe.... I made it look like Ted... I want him to have the last laugh....

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Sam just shook his head and continued..

Ok, its all hooked up. Remote detonator test..."check"....ok all good to go...
Oh so we don't blow it now.?
No Charlie. We wait until we are all back on board the falcon.
Then I can blow it remotely and shortly after that....."BOOM".. The reactor will over heat blowing up the star.
Oh I see.
Come on lets get out of here quickly.

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Oh no Sam.....look. The door on the shaft just closed. How do we get it open again?
Crap...I didn't see that coming. Very unusual. It could be a while before it opens again.
We don't have time to wait Charlie...

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Come on, this way. There's got to be another way out...!

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Is "Operation blow job" a success, Or are Sam and Charlie trapped...?
Find out tomorrow night....!...

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:25 pm

I laughed so loud....that Ted Bomb is just outrageously funny!! Very Clever indeed!! It was getting exciding and then...good thing I was not drinking coffee or you would owe me a new keyboard...

:haha4:

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:02 pm

charlie needs to get serious and leave the inuendos for when they are safe. good post oz hope they all survive after all i hear they killed off han in the last movie, hate to see it happen here.

carlys_guy