theguyfromtoronto wrote:I got my itinerary for my Piper Eirian 150 doll, named "Mikasa". She arrives Tuesday. Here's how it went at home.
Me: YES! Mikasa arrives on Tuesday!
Arya: <laying on the couch naked> Hmmmmph.
Me: Hey, what's wrong?
Arya: ...
Me: What's the matter?
Arya: <mumblemumble>Mikasa<mumblemumble>
Me: Mikasa... yeah, she's coming Tuesday. Why are you
Arya: <interrupts me> You must be happy she's coming.
Me: Arya, what's the... oh, wait. Are you jealous?!
Arya: No.
Me: Oh shit... you're totally jealous!
Arya: No I'm not.
Me: Oh my god... sweetheart... you're still my
Arya: <interrupts me and sits up in doggy style> Do you love her?
Me: Hehe... Sweetheart, I love you both.
Arya: ...
Me: Why are you sitting in doggy style naked?
Arya: Oh, am I?
Me: Well... obviously. You know I like doggy st...
Arya: <interrupts me by smacking her own ass> Oh, I forgot you like doggy style. Am I distracting you from something?
Me: <looking at her ass> ... sort of.
Arya: Are you looking at my ass?
Me: Obviously.
Arya: What do you want to do now?
Me: ...
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