My teddy bear wont talk to me...

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:19 pm

OlmanOz wrote:AAAAgghhhh... now I remember ..Oh yeah baby...!! Thanks for educating me Anung Un Rama, Now I know what Ted was rambling on about...lol

I might have to call my psychiatrist and book an appointment for him??.

OLmanOz ( PS maybe its me going mad??)

No worries fella, happy to assist.

This is indeed a cracker of a chuckle this thread, I look forward to reading the latest machinations of both the Bear and Kwench, and as LDV notes, great to see how well both you and Ted are intergrating.

As her an appointment I am sure Ivy also does our sessions for our more plush friends too...

You can make a booking here.....

http://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewtopi ... pointments

And as for not having a wang ....never seemed to be an issue for the movie star Ted....

in fact.....

Stewie studmuffin · Post by **Stewie studmuffin** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:25 pm

SynthetikReality95 · Post by **SynthetikReality95** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:40 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:And as for not having a wang ....never seemed to be an issue for the movie star Ted....

Haha! This is true, good point

Stewie studmuffin wrote:I can definitely understand because I feel the same way about the mad scientist who put me together. The bastard must have been drunk or high because he gave me an extra belly button where my penis was supposed to be!

Maybe you could get a pair of glasses and replace the lenses with magnifying glass?

Guarantee you'll see results!

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:36 pm

Melissa: Found 'em! The little bastard is hiding in the Halloween candy.
Felicia: I'll be damned. Do you think it's him?
Melissa: I don't know. He looks small.
Felicia: Hey! What's your name, Bear? I bet it's TEDDY!

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Teddy: (Damn, I'd self-terminate right now if I could!) Of COURSE it's Teddy. We're ALL Teddy. I'm A Teddy, not THE Teddy!
Felicia: So why are you hiding in the candy?
Teddy: (Fuck! I am SO screwed!)

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Melissa: So, what do you suppose we do with him?
Felicia: I say we take him to Kwench. She might want to make an example out of him.

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Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:58 pm

Great work Begog and mini beeeeyatches.....I was getting concerned that I would not get my daily chuckle outa this topic.....I thinks its time to bring out the bear...this clip had me in stitches...got to hand it to Waldorf and Statler...they are real pros.....

WiRay · Post by **WiRay** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:07 am

Not to change the subject or anything, but this is the first I've seen Lillith's legs. Wow she has GREAT legs!

Does she usually keep Ice between them? HA!

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:37 am

WiRay wrote:Not to change the subject or anything, but this is the first I've seen Lillith's legs. Wow she has GREAT legs!

Does she usually keep Ice between them? HA!

LOL...she will be flattered...but she actually has a special box that she keeps the ICE in...until it melts that is.

You must of missed these ones too....

...

No where for the bear to hide there!

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:05 am

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy?

Can't see any fuzzy there!

Karrot · Post by **Karrot** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:15 am

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bare

Karrot

Post by **Lilith Un Rama** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:17 am

Anung Un Rama wrote:
WiRay wrote:Not to change the subject or anything, but this is the first I've seen Lillith's legs. Wow she has GREAT legs!

Does she usually keep Ice between them? HA!
LOL...she will be flattered...but she actually has a special box that she keeps the ICE in...until it melts that is.

You must of missed these ones too....

No where for the bear to hide there!

Why thankyou WiRay...looks like Anung posted some pics of my Teddy (lingerie for those who call it something different)....wow

...does my butt look that big

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:24 am

But, but, but, it's a lovely butt!

naughtydoll99 · Post by **naughtydoll99** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:07 am

Stewie studmuffin wrote:Hey OlmanOz, he looks just like me after a few hours of online dating! But I think he will perk up after meeting your new lady. They may even run away together!

can't agree more. lol

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:17 am

OMG. The little bugger has been missing for a few days, I looked in his room and I found this with a note attached.

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Then I rang the airport and I managed to get some security vision....
I think that's ted in the upstairs lounge of the travel office,

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And this one. If you look carefully you can just see him through the window of the airplane before take off.....

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He must be in a right state. he is so wound up his fur has got all puffed up and he looks very "unfocused".. mmmm whats on his mind???

So maybe he has taken off to the USA, Maybe it is Ted in the "M&M's bowl. Ill try and ring his cell phone and see if he answers....????

A very worried OlmanOz. (Please kwench. if it is him don't kill him. hes only 5yrs old....)

Stewie studmuffin · Post by **Stewie studmuffin** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:58 pm

I think the reason poor Ted's fur looks so puffed up is because the big burly security chick with airport security put on the rubber gloves and gave him a cavity search!

What makes this extra bad is that teddy bears don't have "cavities." But he probably has one NOW!

Stewie studmuffin · Post by **Stewie studmuffin** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 5:09 pm

Not to derail things too much, but I see we have a couple of poets here. So I thought I would give it a try as well. So without further ado, here's my ode to Harriet Mahoney.
Here's to Harriet Mahoney; the neatest girl in class
She had a spotted pony and fed it oats and grass
She also sucked my baloney and gave me lots of ass
That's why Harriet Mahoney was the neatest girl in class! :haha4:

Maybe Ted is going to pay her a visit!