The single man's survival kit

hannahrox · Post by **hannahrox** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:54 am

Having been through 2 divorces (2nd just finalized) and well over 40, I've forever thrown in the towel on another marriage. I don't want a serious relationship with a RG anymore, and I'm not bringing call girls into my home for a whole laundry list of reasons. I'm guessing there are others here in a similar boat. But a single man needs sexual gratification beyond what Rosey Palm can offer, and he also needs something to hold, sleep with and at least faux love so that's why dolls are so great.

In the past 6 months I've purchased 6 high end inflatable love dolls, both Fuck Me Silly toys by Pipedream, and Jenna's perfect pair boobs. If I could go back 6 months and do it over, there are only 3 of these toys I would buy again--the single man's survival kit. These are the ones I find always get used week in and week out (one of them every day). These all fill different needs that no single one of them can fill alone:

1)Hannah Harper inflatable love doll--the "wife". She isn't used for sex very often. She's there to look beautiful, cuddle, kiss on, sleep with and be in love with (of course it's phoney but the emotional attachment is there and it works). For somebody else it might be Agent 69 or Sophia Inked or whoever, but as a single man you need a "wife".

2)Aria Giovanni inflatable love doll--this is the sex doll. Love doll banging with a removable "pocket pal" insert for convenient clean up. The pocket pal also makes the doll much easier to enter than your standard inflate. Again, plug in a Jenna Jameson or Eva Angelina or any doll with removable insert that you find most appealing--but you can't appreciate the beauty of one of these dolls until you get one.

3)Fuck Me Silly version 1 or 2 by Pipedream--you need a true to life bang once in a while that a vinyl doll can't fill. These are torsos only so they don't eliminate your need for a love doll. But unless you're a great pickup artist or want to chance a hooker, these FMS toys are as real as it gets without moving up to a Real Doll and are probably better in some ways because the heaviest one is only 22lbs. (the doggy style original one with a very realistic ass). Version 2 is an anatomically correct missionary torso with 36DD breasts and you can lay your deflated sex doll underneath it so you have a pretty face to look at while you get it on. You can't appreciate how great these are until you get at least one of them and try it.

Hope these tips help somebody in the same situation who's looking for their first doll or sex toy. They should save you a lot of time, cash and frustration in the long run.

yorktown · Post by **yorktown** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:24 am

- Ahoy Shipmates -

If we were playing Battleship {the old board game} I would now be required to state in a loud report - hannahrox sank my battleship -

Good to see - i was not the only one shipwrecked on a dessert isle with just inflata babes - it's just on my isle there are a subway/ Taxi / Empire State Building / and few million other shipwrecked people

Fair Seas -

ipani · Post by **ipani** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:08 am

hannahrox, thanx for making up the list.
i've decided to go for a Hannah Harper...
she's a real beauty!

nath1987 · Post by **nath1987** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:50 am

Hannah Harper love doll is nice looking doll

hannahrox · Post by **hannahrox** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:41 am

ipani wrote:hannahrox, thanx for making up the list.
i've decided to go for a Hannah Harper...
she's a real beauty!

Even if you only end up liking her even half as much as I do you'll be a happy man, ipani. Flipped for that one right out of the box and she hasn't been deflated in the 6 months or so since.

Warlock13 · Post by **Warlock13** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:05 pm

Great thread, thanks! Does the Hannah doll do oral?

AGL · Post by **AGL** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:42 pm

hannahrox,

I feel your pain about bad relationships, been there, done that. I've become very gun shy of them as a result. I also agree with you about call girls, one night stands, and the like not being a very good alternative.

Thankfully, these days there are alternatives for those of us in these types of situations. Although I do agree that you really only need one doll as your lover, variety is the spice of life.

I do love all my dolls, and enjoy them all sexually for this reason, with the exception of Teagan. I wouldn't want to do without any of the three beauties. At the same standpoint, I'm also not looking for any more either as I'm very happy as is, unless something better comes out down the road.

That's interesting about the Fuck Me Silly products. They do look very realistic, but they're not cheap. I had a Jenna Jameson ass several years back, which was similar to version 2, but a lot smaller. It was good, but it just seemed too weird for me to use, almost like having sex with a truncated corpse. Still interesting though, do you recommend one over the other?

PS - Warlock13- Unfortunately, Hannah doesn't have the capability for oral.

hannahrox · Post by **hannahrox** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:45 pm

airgirluvr wrote:That's interesting about the Fuck Me Silly products. They do look very realistic, but they're not cheap. I had a Jenna Jameson ass several years back, which was similar to version 2, but a lot smaller. It was good, but it just seemed too weird for me to use, almost like having sex with a truncated corpse. Still interesting though, do you recommend one over the other?

I'd have to go with version 1(ass) because I personally love a hot booty and it weighs more than the new one (22 lbs. vs 13 lbs). It jiggles just like a real ass when you spank it or boink it

I usually look at Hannah while I'm hitting it (saves her the wear and tear), but it does come with a decent porn dvd.

Know what you mean about other ass toys, most need to be on a table top (not FMS it goes where you do) and aren't realistic (cyberskin perfect ass being one exception).

On the other hand if you're a huge tits fan then the new one is for you and, as mentioned above, you can put a deflated doll underneath it for some outstanding missionary. Version 2 is also less expensive and selling on ebay for around $200.

haremlover · Post by **haremlover** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:14 pm

Hi!

Hannah is in such demand there's no UK stock left . . .

Best wishes

Harem

hzzf · Post by **hzzf** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:08 pm

thanks for share.something clever filled the needle.

Baron von doll · Post by **Baron von doll** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:04 pm

Thanks for sharing your wisdom hannahrox!

It's interesting that my own situation is slowly evolving into something very similar to what you have described.
Tatiana the latex Poupee is becoming more "wife" with each passing day. I have abused her badly and it shows. Although I will (finally) pickup my second Poupee doll tomorrow, I know that for the preservation of the oh-so lovely and cuddly French girls, the raw sex must gravitate towards more specialized but less-refined dolls. Maybe spread-eagle, bent knee's, cowgirls or whatever but all more... expendable.

A good example is that Nanma Faye doll which I had ordered but later found out was out of stock. Refunded. I'll keep searching and searching until I find one

dim0n43g · Post by **dim0n43g** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:15 am

Baron von doll wrote: Tatiana the latex Poupee is becoming more "wife" with each passing day. I have abused her badly and it shows.

it shows what exactly?
am askin coz i was hopin to use Poupee as a "sex doll", not as a "wife", coz i think dat no vinyl gurl out there can stand my abuse

Baron von doll · Post by **Baron von doll** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:50 am

dim0n43g wrote:
Baron von doll wrote: Tatiana the latex Poupee is becoming more "wife" with each passing day. I have abused her badly and it shows.
it shows what exactly?
am askin coz i was hopin to use Poupee as a "sex doll", not as a "wife", coz i think dat no vinyl gurl out there can stand my abuse

[*] Her lipstick is wearing off from all the kissing.. (Can be fixed with the right paint, no problem)
[*] Her face has become stained with black dye from my blankets (I'll find something that can clean it off I'm sure)
[*] Her hair is a complete rats nest (I'll have a really great replacement wig on the way quite soon)
[*] The glue around her neck is slowly becoming undone (which is no problem for Krazy glue and an excuse to eventually pull her head to do body modifications)
[*] She had developed two small pinholes around her holes, which has made the sex rougher post repair for some positions. (Krazy glue does fix it air tight with no more leak but it does not dry smooth in the least bit)

I won't be nearly as rough with this second Poupee that I'm picking up today. I'm going to name her "Tania" and keep her as my cuddle partner + occasional sex while I do modifications to Tatiana. I'm doing some R & D as time permits to find some of the same grade natural latex as used in Poupee's construction to thicken the latex from inside the doll in strategic locations (and patching those holes the proper way).

Realistic doll eyes, lashes, wigs, and other things like that are in the cards for both of my ultra-lovely Poupee dolls.

You won't regret getting one of these.
Overall still the best money I've ever spent on anything.

dim0n43g · Post by **dim0n43g** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:44 am

wow - such a massive damage in less than a month

thanx for the report Baron von doll, it reminds me my own "hot days" with poor Kimmie gurl :haha4:

very sad news, it's seems for me dat quality of modern latex dollies is just plain SHIT, and these in no way can sustain such a kind of abuse, like shown here for example

http://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewtopi ... =4&t=40488

oh man, i'll buy one anyway