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If you take graded cheese and heat it to melting point, that would be disgrading.

Just heard about this big domestic dispute on the news. Seems this family had a huge argument over dinner and the son ended up stabbing his own mother with a fork! When the police were called, the son punched the responding officer right in the jaw! The police spokesman was irate. He said that young man was nothing but a motherforking copsocker!!!

One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member's tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.

The question was a simple one: "There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?"

Army: "I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside."

Navy: "I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside."

Marines: "I'd bite its head off before cooking and eating it."

Air Force: "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my hotel room."

My first time at a nudist colony I got kicked out.When I asked them why they said that I stuck out too much.

A man on the train has to poop. He goes to the bathroom but someone is using it.

He goes back five minutes later, and it’s still being used.

He goes back again later, and you guessed it: it's still occupied.

Finally, he can’t wait any longer, so he drops his pants and sticks his butt out the window. This happens just as the train is pulling into a station.

The conductor on the platform yells out, "Will the bald man with the cigar in his mouth please pull his head back in the window!"

A young woman goes to confess her sins

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned.”

“What have you done?” asks the priest?

“I have sinned by being vain. Every morning I look in the mirror and think to myself, I am such a beautiful woman. Any man would be lucky to have me.”

“That’s not a sin” says the priest.

“Really?”

“No. It’s a mistake”

Wife: I have the body of an 18 year old.
Husband: You should give it back. You're getting it all wrinkled!

Doll people get it.

Today I mistook my Viagra for my morning multivitamins.

Talk about a hard day at work!

I started selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are soaring!

What's the cheapest meat to buy?

Deer testicles. They're under a buck.

A old man gives a younger guy some advice "a good tug gets all of the blankets" .

My wife bet me that I wouldn't dare name our daughter something stupid.

So I decided to call her Bluff.