Review of the new Ultra Teddybabe Insert
Disclaimer: If you are under 18 which is unlikely and/or don't like explicit speech you should skip this perhaps.
I lately got my new Ultra Teddybabe insert and so my teddybabe insert expert Anette and me could do first tests and work on this review. We compare three inserts here. Lets take a look at the different inserts first. From left to right it's:
left:
https://www.amazon.de/Cyberskin-Masturb ... reitfreude
middle:
https://www.amazon.de/Vagina-Masturbato ... asturbator
right: Original Ultra Teddybabe Insert - At the time when I wrote this review it was on the top of this page:
http://teddy-babes.com/products/
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Rear end of the inserts:
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Brief Description of Inserts:
The
left one is an ultra soft TPE insert with a nice and fairly realistic labium. The masturbator comes with a plastic cover but I removed it since I realized I didn't need it. It's size is perfect for Anettes vagina. It has very tiny holes and a fairly complex structure inside. Due to it's super softness it's not as tight as the description says. It's open at the end. The total length is 14.5cm.
The
middle one is another ultra soft TPE insert with an even more complex structure inside and very realistic labium. From an optical/tactile point of view this is the nicest when inserted. It looks a bit weird since it's actually too big for Anettes vagina so I had to cut off some excees material which isn't really needed when the masturbator is used as insert because it will be pressed together by her vagina anyway. It's open at the end. The total length is 15.5cm.
The
right one is the original Ultra Teddybabe insert. It's most likely made from silicone and unlike the original description pretty stiff and anything else but ultra soft. Stiff is an adjective TB owners know well, so it didn't really come as an surprise. The surface of the material feels nearly like wax. It fits perfect into Anettes vagina. Actually it's front is designed to precisely fit into the a TB's vagina opening. And it's the smallest of the 3, so also easiest to insert into the TBs vagina. The inside is compared to the others best case lazily structured. It's basically a tube with kinda "rings" that add some friction and sensation when using it. Unlike the others it's not open at the end. The length of the inner tube is 12.5cm. Also interesting is the position of the entrance far off the center, which I actually find good. But even with the hole at the bottom it still doesn't allow to really take her doggy style simply due to how her non-existant hip joints work so the legs are always in the way unless you have some fire hose type equipment. As can be seen in the front image also the labium region can be described as best case lazily sculpted compared to the other two inserts.
Images of Inserted Inserts
Here is the leftmost insert - fits perfect when inserted properly.
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Sorry no image for the middle one but it's similar to the left one and fits now perfect after having it cut to fit.
Here is the Ultra Teddybabe insert inserted.
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Practical Test - Yeeeha!
My test equipment is Anette, my beloved TBD, the inserts, and my pretty much European average joystick with a length of approxmately 14cm when erect, circumference around 12cm.
Here an image of how to prepare an insert for inserting - I use a small plastic bag and put rubber bands on it to hold the plastic bag and to make the ultra soft TPE inserts somewhat tighter. The plastic bag serves 2 purposes, first it makes it easier to insert the insert and second it avoids the dolls vagina getting stained from your juices with these rear-end-open inserts. When done I rinse the inserts and the plastic bag and use my super duper high tech Pussy Drying Stick (
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=105980) to instantly make the insert dry and reusable.
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Left and Middle - ultra soft TPE inserts
I have actually used both TPE inserts quite a bit before I got the original UTB one. To make things shorter, I'll describe both together since they are very similar. Both are too soft for my taste which makes it fairly hard to cum but this can be remedied by using rubber bands around the insert (see above). I extra bought some new rubber bands of different sizes to experiment with what I like best. I always came with both TPE inserts but it sometimes required her to ride me hard which is aside of the missionary position the only one that really works and gladly she doesn't weigh a ton! I usually don't need porn when playing with Anette.
Both inserts have a very nice labium sculpture which feels very realistic when caressing her pussy. Part of the realism is that the ultra soft TPE really feels like a real labia.
The middle one is all in all a tad better since it's a tad tighter or better structured inside and I like the labium better.
Right - UTB insert
Like already mentioned it's comparatively stiff. The silicone is quite a bit harder than any of my JM-Dolls. Despite having a slightly bigger opening due to the missing softness it feels much tighter than the TPE ones. I succeeded tho to fuck Anette with it in 1 out of 3 attempts. The 2 missed attempts have to do with the fact that you need a super hard boner to enter and
stay inside (take into account the description of my equipment above). 2 times she threw me out. I sometimes can't stay hard when I'm not fully "recharged" which takes roughly 18-24 hours at my age and condition. This is no problem with the ultra soft TPE masturbators. You can enter them semi hard and then fuck to get hard again. I also never got too deep into the insert while I can drive into the TPE ones until my penis base hits the TPE which feels very warm and soft. I think this is not only stiffness but also because it has no hole at the end, so air pressure keeps you back and due to it's missing complex inner structure it simply acts like a bottle with a cork. The hole at the end of the other two has IMO also another advantage when rinsing the insert.
Caressing the not really existing labium sculpture with it's wax like surface feels ... certainly not as great as the TPE ones.
Where it really shines is that it's really easy to insert due to it's stiffness and it being the smallest insert and made for TB's. But that doesn't help my satisfaction. I much rather fiddle around 15 more seconds with really ultra soft TPE and then get what I want
Conclusion
First of all I find it good that 8th Wonder offers now their own insert for TB's, because they are practically useless as sex dolls without insert. But it certainly needs some refinement. Most important due to it's comparative stiffness it's simply too tight for the average European male. You need to find a softer silicone mix. When making it softer it needs a much better inner structure similar to the TPE inserts to provide enough friction and sensations. Not these barely present "rings". The second problem could be it's short tunnel of 12.5cm. This is really small considering that European penis sizes vary from 11 to 17! cm, not to mention American average sizes or BBC's. And really, a Teddybabe certainly deserves a better labium! Finally a bit more torpedo shape at the end would make it even easier to insert. 8.7 out of 10 teddy babes would not recommend this in it's current state!
NOTE: I do intentionally not put this review in it's own thread. It's main purpose is to honor 8th Wonders first attempt and to give information and feedback on how to improve the UTB insert for future releases.