There was a day when women hit men w/a iron, but they quite ironing.
Then they started hitting men w/a ashtray, but they quite smoking.
Then they started hitting men w/a frying pan, but they quite cooking.
Then they started hitting men w/a rotary phone, but those went to the antique store.
Now they just pump iron while their husband is at work and beat him up when he gets home!
