Begog's Mini-Beeotches!

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:15 pm

Kwench: So. YOU, are Teddy? You looked so much... BIGGER in the pictures.

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Kwench: Tell me the truth. WHY were you hiding in the Halloween candy? [/color]
Teddy: (Lie) I was HUNGRY!

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Felicia: Melissa seems to think he was trying to STOW AWAY in some Trick-or-Treater's BAG but Begog never gave him out as candy.
Teddy: (Lie) I SWEAR I fell in by accident trying to get a tootsie roll!

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izla111 · Post by **izla111** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:54 pm

How will this end? Will Kwench eat Teddy? Will Teddy eat Kwench?
:haha4:

Post by **brigittes hubbie** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:22 pm

Uh oh, Teddy, you shall never lie to Kwench, that won´t make your situation one yota better. Teddy, you are doomed!

Chris

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:17 pm

Felicia: What a lying sack of shit! You'd think he was running for president! He should have been a politician! I think he missed his calling!

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Kwench: So what do you think I should do with him?
Felicia: I don't think he's the REAL Teddy, but I say we make an EXAMPLE out of him!

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Felicia: You want I should fill him full of holes right now?
Teddy: Calm down, bitch! (Lie) I wouldn't BE in this mess if you hadn't shoved me into that bowl!
Felicia: You said you were HUNGRY! Let me cap this liar right now, boss!

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Kwench: Hold on. I got a better idea. Teddy, I WAS going to cut you some slack, but then you had to go LYING to me. I hate liars worse than Begog! Have you met "LITTLE T"?
Teddy: No. Who the hell is that?
Felicia: Oh, he's going to LIKE you!

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Post by **brigittes hubbie** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:57 pm

Little T? I suppose he´s not little at all.

Chris

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:26 pm

Little T-Rex: Rawr!

Teddy: Damn! This is gonna to hurt!

However, I'm no longer feeling the need to self-terminate!

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:08 pm

Smug would tear that whimpering lizard to shreds!! If he wasn't high or drunk all the time or screwing and eating dolls and...nevermind

I just discovered a new world, and I like it. Now I can recreate Gulliver's Travels in my future.

izla111 · Post by **izla111** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:18 pm

Begog wrote:Little T-Rex: Rawr!
Teddy: Damn! This is gonna to hurt! However, I'm no longer feeling the need to self-terminate!
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Teddy RIP

izla111 · Post by **izla111** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:38 pm

Begog wrote:Little T-Rex: Rawr!
Teddy: Damn! This is gonna to hurt! However, I'm no longer feeling the need to self-terminate!
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BTW Begog, you got the sound wrong. It's more like Quack!
:haha4:

Post by **brigittes hubbie** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:38 pm

Yes, Teddy IS doomed.

Chris

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:35 am

GOT 'EM!

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Post by **brigittes hubbie** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:52 pm

That lil monster is a bestseller.

Chris

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:46 pm

brigittes hubbie wrote:That lil monster is a bestseller.

Chris

LOL! I knew I had to have her when I laid eyes on her. Luckily, I got her when the price was still relatively cheap. I see she has gone up.

Post by **brigittes hubbie** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:23 pm

Begog wrote:
brigittes hubbie wrote:That lil monster is a bestseller.

Chris
LOL! I knew I had to have her when I laid eyes on her. Luckily, I got her when the price was still relatively cheap. I see she has gone up.

Well, she´s priceless, isn´t she.

Chris