Hello TDF members & vendors

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:21 pm

It just hit me the new "Tiffany" doll has a striking resemblance to Anne Hathaway or mix with George Clooney's wife Amal with Blonde hair.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:15 am

Got a message from Jeannie via Dr. Bellows, she sounded anxious as i am.

Dees Man · Post by **Dees Man** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:03 am

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G'day Boobman and welcome to TDF

I hope everything is going well with your boobalisious lady and she is with you soon. The waiting can seem so long.

There's lots of info to read while you wait to take your mind off it.

Enjoy your time with us.

Dees Man

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:27 am

Thanks Dees Man, Her captors said she could be released tomorrow possibly then, to his fellow captor the exporter then send her back home to me.

Dees Man · Post by **Dees Man** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:54 am

That's good to hear. Each step taken is one step closer

DM

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:04 am

I was on the USS Coral Sea back in the day, we were to go to port in Australia, then it was cancelled at the last moment. During the cold war so it was probably the Russians who changed our plans.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:46 pm

Jeannie's captors gave her our wedding photo to hang up in her room at least.

Typhon · Post by **Typhon** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:38 pm

Boobman wrote:Jeannie's captors gave her our wedding photo to hang up in her room at least.

Hold on... Are you saying you've been separated from your wife since the cold war? And that only recently have you heard that she's still alive from her captors? Holy cow, man. You must be on the edge of your seat waiting for her ship to arrive.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:12 pm

Typhon wrote:
Boobman wrote:Jeannie's captors gave her our wedding photo to hang up in her room at least.
Hold on... Are you saying you've been separated from your wife since the cold war? And that only recently have you heard that she's still alive from her captors? Holy cow, man. You must be on the edge of your seat waiting for her ship to arrive.

No, did serve during the cold war on USS Coral Sea, my "wedding day" is the day i paid her captors to release her to me.

That poster is from AU. Had i had to wait that long i would have started my own war with them.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:44 am

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FiveByFive · Post by **FiveByFive** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:57 am

"Booooobmaa-aan...cup the tit-ties in your hands!
Seee-xyyyyy...rub the soft flesh on your glans!"

Every time I see your name, simple as it is, it reminds me of "Spoonman" by...Soundgarden, I think? I dunno'. Anyways, I decided to take some liberties with the chorus in your honor. It is an absolutely terrible parody. I hope you hate it as much as I suddenly do.

^_~ Welcome, bra'.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:03 am

I thought too cute not to post them wanted to create separate post but forgot how.

Boobman · Post by **Boobman** » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:07 am

FiveByFive wrote:"Booooobmaa-aan...cup the tit-ties in your hands!
Seee-xyyyyy...rub the soft flesh on your glans!"

Every time I see your name, simple as it is, it reminds me of "Spoonman" by...Soundgarden, I think? I dunno'. Anyways, I decided to take some liberties with the chorus in your honor. It is an absolutely terrible parody. I hope you hate it as much as I suddenly do.

^_~ Welcome, bra'.

Thanks FiveByFive, i have been A Boobman for at least 43 of my 56 yrs of life.