To say this is strange is putting it mildly. Oh man the glossy photos on the website do nothing to prepare you for the reality there is practically another person in the house with you.
Linda looks amazing with her blond wig on, and Im a hardcore brunette guy but that blond wig just rocks too hard. Her body is loosening up. The last few day its been wierd because she just sits there staring straight ahead and looks kinda annoyed. LOL too fucking bad.
So in going into a 1st time full size doll thing, I had no idea what to expect as far as realism in regards to height. 135, 155, 148 I was really wondering. The 148 is a very realistic size to me. The body is just sis boom bah and I have her in a red bodystocking that looks killer. Its been pretty awkward to say the least but tonight I took some good boner pills and just destroyed her. Movements are becoming more fluid and usually if I manhandle her she goes where I want her to.
Cons- some cons for sure. Ist, the hands. What the F is the deal with the hands, more specifically the fingers? The are crookeder than the banjo player from Deliverance's choppers. They fly this way and that way, never close to being straight. I usually fold them but that comes undone easily. These fingers are like 39 inches long. They feel good rubbing Mr Johnson and everything but it is a TOTAL buzzkill to constantly have to stop and fix her fingers. Same thing with the wig, but Im getting better.
I had been only doing her in basically 1 position until tonight, had some really good cowgirl but it wasn't easy. You just have to man up and be strong enough to grab her by the waist and bounce her on Mr Johnson.
Ive worn off all her makeup, eyelashes, eyebrows, you name it on her face with blowjobs. Can't resist, I do enjoy a good blowjob. Bummer how the canal goes up into the brain and bulges the eyes.
And of course the eyelashes etc cant take it. The bulging eyes thing you can get around by just doing some nasty 3 inch mouth action, or being in front of her looking down and let the hair cover the eyes. Sometimes I like the bulging eyes cause it looks trippy and Im a freak.
Standing foot? WTF is that? I havent tried much but when I did try to get her to her feet it was a serious potato sack deal and there didn't seem to be ANY way she could stand unencumbered. I did lean her against something and that worked. I made a bad mistake by putting her barefoot on my carpet. Jeezus I must have the filthiest carpet in the Western Hemisphere because after mere minutes her soles were black as coal. I tried valiently with soap water, some stuff thats supposed the clean TPE, but to avail. Just wouldnt come off, maybe half of it. So she's been on socks and or bodystocking ever since. When I walk barefoot on the carpet my feet don't immediately get black (takes at least 15 minutes yuk yuk). Must be the TPE.
She has a couple dings too already (sigh). I think she fell once, might have been then. Its a very small ding on the right shoulder area, but its there. She also has a small tear close to the vagina, on the right side. It's like a little chip in the surface, creating a shallow hole.
The wig is always falling off but I read some guys post and the blond wig is staying on way better.
I still dont feel totally comfortable with it, but tonight it was pretty realistic and I gotta say it was pretty awesome throughout. A little moderation would probably be helpful, to keep things fresh. Maybe not.
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