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aww where's the fun in that carly wants to shoot something with her cannon, her trigger finger is getting itchy.

carlys_guy

Apologizes for not responding to your earlier posts Carly's_guy... Hope your not chewing off you finger nails yet....lol

Back to the ship, Part 1.. it's too late..!

After being lost C3p0 and R2d2 finally found the emperors beauty salon...

Are you sure this is it r2? He opened the door..

Boorriipboodd boopp..??
Yes it is the right place r2, but no one is here... Look at this mess... What happened here r2. Some kind of battle.?
Brrooooop..! Look r2. It's Chloe's shirt, It appears to have been cut by a light saber...I do hope she is ok..? BBBrrrWWiizziizz...dedodeobbroopp.....!
What is it r2?... Oh my. Not Chloe's bra too..! That is strange..?
And its been cut too.. They must have sliced her in half. We are all going to die..!
We are too late. Our quest has failed... "Thud..thud..thud"....

Wait r2....what is that banging noise?
It think it is coming from behind us.? 3p0 and r2 followed the noise to the tanning room.
("mamamamamnnnnn"....''mmooaannnmmanna'')...
A muffled sound could be heard from inside the tanning bed...

Brrrooiiipp bbrrooppp.......!!!!!
Yes r2.. It must be Chloe...Quickly unlock it... As r2 started to unlock the tanning bed r2's communicator crackled....

C3p0,... Where are you?... It's Chloe.
Oh don't worry miss Chloe. We can here you from out here. R2 is unlocking the tanning bed now.
You will be out in a jiffy..! NO 3p0.... Shouted Chloe. Don't open it.. I'm safe...
Ted put the emperor in there...Keep it locked..! No r2.. Chloe is safe...Keep it locked....!
R2, we are ok.. I have Ted with me. Head back to the ship...
Yes miss Chloe at once...! Thank goodness r2.. Chloe is alive and Ted is saved..!
bbreeeppp yyyiippyyy....brroopp..!!!!

Damn, I thought for sure that the Cucumber Soup would be ready! Delicious and refreshing...

Please share your recipe with us....

Does that soup glow in the dark...

Decisions, decisions!!
Choices to make.....

Defend TDF I must, Fruit has, well, cough...hmmmm...Shown me the way So no one is melting her sweet ass while I am here!!
If I have to cap their ass!! No problemo....Got my 450 (that's right - It packs more punch then an ASS GUN!!) right here!!

And I can always introduce their head to their ass the old fashion way (Vikings buried their enemies with their severed heads shoved up their own ass!!)

and so the fight begins.

carlys_guy

Indeed! To the Deadly Star and Back for TDF.....wait, what, they're not Pegasuses? They don't have wings....

hmmmm..............

sporn looks like something anung would dream up.

carlys_guy

carlys_guy wrote:sporn looks like something anung would dream up.

carlys_guy

Not quite...Sporn 's got no boobs

Anung

This series cracked me up and the last picture brought to mind a famous scene.....

Run, Forrest, Run.....

Life is like a box of dolls, you might get TPE, Silicone or Gloop (Gulp!!)..

About this quote
I actually thought about Lee Majors as "the 6 million dollar man"

This story begins to become truly unimaginable...Love It

Back to the ship, Part 2,, invasion phase one.

Meanwhile as our gang is making progress on the Deadly star, what few Tie fighters have fuel close in on earth...!

Ok men, the earth is but minutes away.. This will be the easiest fight we ever had...
Those dumb earthlings won't know what hit them... Once we pass their moon split up men.. The fighters split up, racing across the skies looking for TDF head quarters... Spreading out all over the earth And reaching every corner of the globe..! But what they didn't know was TDF has spies all over the planet keeping an eye on things...! Welcome to this special edition of TDF nightly news...
We have just had word from head quarters.
One of our secret spies in New York... (not know to humans of course)..,
has reported Tie fighters flew right past her face in New York city.
We urge everyone to be on the look out and arm your weapons. We have also had unconfirmed reports one has been destroyed;
And have been lucky enough to obtain cell phone footage of the incident.
A brave teddy babe called Carly who managed to shoot it down..!
Our reporters are on the way to try and secure an interview..!
Bob... You can run the footage now...Bob..... hello... are you there..?
That's it here we go.... We ask anyone with information to ring the station.
Just in...An unofficial report that "Horny Sporny", a die hard Imperialist has defected and is now working for TDF.. We will bring you more as it comes to hand..

Holy Shit I have to change my shorts after watching that Statue of Liberty GIF



Wow that was exciting!!

Now I have to go tell Demon his real name is Horny Sporny



Has a nice ring to it......

and oh poop! I’ve just pooped myself!

Well done Carly!

Let’s hope the rest of the fighters don’t find headquarters!

Crackle......Crackle....

UNSC Florida Base....ARC-170 Tiger Squadron....Reporting skies are currently clear....maintaining surveillance....out..

Crackle....

We have a boogie...I repeat we have a boogie...permission to take him out...over.

Tigers 1 and 2 all yours...

Fire....