My teddy bear wont talk to me...

[Virgin_Doll]

Editors note*.. Took me 3 hours to suit up Boba, nothing would fit, broke the leg off in the process,
lucky I had a spare body from a different kit I purchased last week

This is what I think of clones
They are only good for spare parts

Finally returned and read.
This story keeps me astounding and amusing at the same time

[OlmanOz]

Thanks VD, glad you enjoy the read...
But don't knock the clones....We may all have one working for us in not to distant future...lol

Pending arrival, part 1. quiet on the Falcon.

As Director Crackdick prepares to confront Vader again to tell him about Chloe and Han's pending arrival, all was quiet on the Falcon.

Chloe and Nat, snoozed in the hallway.

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After the holographic game went horribly wrong Jessica lay down with k2 who was still on charge..

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Chewiegum being all riled after the game drank until he passed out .

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And Sargent Rama was fast asleep on the floor along with 3p0 and r2 who had also powered down.

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On the other side of the hold, Sam was alert and focused. Thoroughly Checking the cache of weapons while Charlie tried hard to win him over.
What can I do to help, asked Charlie making sure her boobs where sticking out..

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She lent over and picked one up.
Careful with that Charlie, that's an old school Jedi weapon.

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Oooh... It looks big, but I like yours better. It's much bigger than this..!

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And Han well......erherm...! He was still locked in the cabin getting reacquainted with the "Ol gal"....

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[OlmanOz]

Pending arrival, part 2 "sticky situation".

Suddenly the ship lurched hard sideways throwing everyone on the floor and waking them all up..
Jessica, what in space are you doing, and why are we on the floor? asked k2 suprised and with one only eye open.

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Ooh Sam..... giggled Charlie as she tried to stop him from getting off her.

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What the hell was that. Something threw us on the floor and woke us up. asked Nat, Did we hit something?
EErrggwwhhaaereererr, I don't know, replied Chewigum just as puzzled

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Wwaarrgghhddorrr, open up... yelled Chewie as he banged on the cockpit door..
What on earth, I mean space is he doing in there? wondered Chloe.

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Aaaghh,... just a minute.. replied Han getting dressed in a hurry.

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Just as well I put my clean pants on already, he whispered as he flicked a switch to unlock the door.

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What the hell happened. Did we nearly hit an asteroid?
Aaaghh..sorry about that,.. erherm... Had a little trouble with the joy stick...

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Oh what's this under the seat?
Aaggh..don't touch that,...erherm,.. Its just an old rag, Had a bit of a hydraulic fluid leak in here. You know, from the joy stick control..!

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Han that's not a rag, that's your good jacket. And it's drenched in sticky hydraulic fluid.
Oh. So it is...hehehe....

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Hang on. That's not hydraulic fluid....!

[hollows+fentiman]

Nice one! Well, at least it broke the 'ice' in some cases!

[LoneRanger]

Now that Han is New, Hope he likes the girls....lol

Very creative as always and I love the One Eye K2 (like one eye jacks, lol!!)

Keep it up (the story that is!!~)

[Anglian]

Just wondering what Ted has been up to while all these shenanagins have been going on. He is the star (?) of this thread after all.

Any chance of a teensy weenie update maybe, please, its just that Big Ted has been pestering Sarah who has asked me to find out.

Thanks

Anglian and Sarah and BT

[hollows+fentiman]

Yeah, we want Ted, we want Ted, we want Ted!

Don't worry mate, in your own time!

[OlmanOz]

The great wizard of Oz will grant your wish in my next post. ... ....

[hollows+fentiman]

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sourc ... tE3OKCnFJA

[OlmanOz]

That looks like a cool movie, and the clip thats follows when he glues her broken legs is sweet too...!

[hollows+fentiman]

Yeah, well worth a watch! I sent that link to Mondoon recently because it reminded me of his little Katie in Hanna's thread.

[Virgin_Doll]

Finally ..... Sam and Charlie horizontally on each other ..... this has long been over time

[OlmanOz]

Anglian, This one is for you and your teddy...lol

Pending arrival, part 3, Evil dreamers..!


The Deadly star, is now right on the edge of our galaxy and headed for earth.
Ted who was enticed to the dark side by a never ending supply of Galactic honey is half way through another giant jar.
..
Gooood,...Good... I see you are enjoying my special Galactic honey. said the Emperor.

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Eat all you want my young apprentice.

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Its my own special blend, mixed with a good dose of pure evil, he-he-he-he.! the emperor whispers under his breath.

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Soon we will rule that "pitiful" planet they call earth and take over TDF...!

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..
Meanwhile Vader is fast asleep in the meditation chamber.

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Dreaming of his childhood..!
What the hell are you two doing out here. Slacking off again?

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It's getting late and it's time for me to go home.
If Watto catches you out here bludging he'll make me do even more work tomorrow...!

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Your always getting me into trouble. You better come home with me tonight so I can keep you out of sight.
I'll take you back in the morning before Watto arrives.

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I'm home 3p0.
Hello master Anakin. Oh...Who are your friends?
Ive had it 3p0, Found these two guys slacking off again.
Oh dear. I hope your slave master does not find out.

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I'll get you finished soon 3p0, and things will a little be different around here..!
And I'm going to rule this galaxy one day too.
Oh my..Master Anakin. ..!

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[LoneRanger]

You do such beautiful work!! If I wasn't your friend I would be so jealous...maybe I am

Love the little Anikin scenes!!! Well done!!

[OlmanOz]

And that's a much appreciated comment coming from the master...!
amassing what you can do with a good background pic and lots of bits and pieces saved from the trash.